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26. November 2006, 18:30:47

King Reza

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After being with her all evening, the man
couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had
secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would
have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim
expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just
died."

"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't,
mine would have had to!"