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23. September 2005, 16:29:57
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Spoonerisms: what the late reverend Spooner said...
... and what were the intended originals? (& no, you are NOT allowed to look up
http://www.saidwhat.co.uk/spoon/index.php)
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I've given the answer to no. 1:
1 fighting a liar (lighting a fire)
2 you hissed my mystery lecture
3 searched every crook and nanny
4 cattle ships and bruisers
5 nosey little cook
6 a blushing crow
7 Kinquering Congs their titles take
(announcing hymn in chapel)
8 tons of soil
9 let us drink to the queer old Dean
10 we'll have the hags flung out
11 you've tasted two worms
12 our shoving leopard
13 a half-warmed fish
14 is the bean dizzy?
15 six rusty crolls
16 Hello, Witches of Swatzerland
17 for god's sake shake a tower
18 he has really mad banners
19 wave the sails, man
20 he flew at the lead of spite
21 ooh look a pretty flutter by
22 i love cop porn
23 oh no! not a bat flattery
24 would you like a nasal hut?
25 see ya, eye ball
26 my chips are lapped
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Now, can you recall/make up any?
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