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8. August 2005, 11:22:07
TarantinoFan 
Subject: A Magician and a Parrot
Modified by TarantinoFan (29. August 2005, 05:11:44)
A Magician worked on a cruise ship.
The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.

one problem: The Captain's parrot saw the show each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of every show:

"Look, it's not the same hat!"

"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table."

"Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was absolutely furious but couldn't do anything about it. It was, after all, the captain's parrot.

Then one day the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with, as fate would have it, the parrot. they stared at each other with absolute hatred but did not utter a single word.

This went on for a day, then another and then another.

Finally, on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back:



"OK, I give up. Where's the ship?"

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