Czuch: My God!. I've moved house three times, travelled round the world twice, and bought three cars since this tournament started - not to mention I have also collected 5 years worth of superannuation payments and had five grandchildren! And to think, FIFA have managed to finish TWO tournaments in this period.

Czuch: Looks like I narrowly missed the second round. - and my last move was in 2005. Kinda glad I didn't make it.

Czuch: Do you know who played the last game of round 1? Is it some of the "usual suspects"?

AlliumCepa: Backgammon (cardinal vs. Baked Alaskan)

Pedro Martínez: 160 turns in 5 years... about one every 11 days or so.

These people live in some parallel universe - all that matters is having enough games to guarantee there will be a move waiting for you at all times... it's a drug.