BrainKing - 讨论板 (Jokes)

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Jokes

A place to share jokes, funny stories, and to just laugh in general :-)

Please remember this board can be (and is) accessed by children.
All jokes should be family friendly.
No profanity
No jokes of a sexual nature

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18. 十二月 2008, 17:08:47

Darles Chickens

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被Darles Chickens修改(18. 十二月 2008, 17:11:21)

BEFORE MARRIAGE

John- Ah, at last…I can hardly wait!!!
Jane- Do you want me to leave?
John- NO! Don’t even think about it!
Jane- Do you love me?
John- Of course! Always have and always will!
Jane- Have you ever cheated on me?
John- No! Why are you asking?...
Jane- Will you kiss me?
John- Every chance I get.
Jane- Will you hit me?
John- Hell no!!! Are you crazy?
Jane- Can I trust you?
John- Yes
Jane- Darling…

AFTER MARRIAGE (Read from the bottom back to the top)

19. 十二月 2008, 13:49:32

Beren the 32nd

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题目: Re:

Darles Chickens: Your name made me laugh immediately: good one!
However, your 'joke' is a bit too cyncial for me, sorry.