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Jokes

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20. 十月 2006, 02:57:39

Universal Eyes

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题目: Joke of the Day!

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order.
Bush leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?"

The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women's rights and storms away.

Cheney then says to Bush, "George, its pronounced 'quiche'."