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18. 十月 2004, 17:22:47
danoschek 
题目: Signs the Enterprise is nearing the end of its warranty
danoschek修改(18. 十月 2004, 17:24:01)
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21) Impulse engines stall when used in reverse.
20) Digital speedometer on helm console stuck at "88".
19) Shields fail to work on alternate Fridays.
18) Rust problem in engineering causes support failure:
one corner of warp coil now held up by phone book.
17) Computer fails to process any instruction beginning with "w".
16) Booster cables become permanent fixtures in transporter room.
15) Captain's chair must be propped up against screen to keep image
from flickering.
14) Guinan stops wearing large, heavy hats for fear of falling through
squeaky part of floor in 10- forward.
13) Main sensor array unable to pick up anything except CBS.
12) Lower part of bridge falls even lower and ramps along either side
become too steep for crew to climb.
11) Turbolift cannot climb past deck 5 when there are more than 2
people on board.
10) Holodeck becomes caught in an infinite loop: ship is overcome by ten
thousand care bears.
9) Ship cannot enter warp while food dispenser is making Kraft
macaroni and cheese.
8) Food dispenser in 10-forward will only serve light beer.
7) Bug in main computer speech processor: computer voice will either
stutter or talk like Barbara Walters.
6) Untraceable glitch in plumbing periodically replaces water in
Wesley's shower with frozen concentrated orange juice.
5) Ship's dryer indiscriminately shreds crew's uniforms, and related
problem in fabrication machinery will only produce new clothing with
Roger Rabbit caricature prominently displayed.
4) Computer refuses to carry out commands unless captain says
"Pretty please with sugar on it."
3) Riker unable to sleep for 2 weeks when holodeck computer crashes and
loses access to women's volleyball program.
2) Replacement parts for automatic door to captain's ready room are
exhausted and door must be replaced with bead curtains.
1) Saucer section separates whenever ship makes left turn.

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