What is Homer's favourite type of nut?
A d'oh! nut

What's the Simpson family's favourite soap opera?
Homer And Away

If Springfield's Chief of Police was a Red Indian, where would he live?
In a Wiggum-wam

Why did Homer cross the road?
"Mmmm… chicken!"

Why did Bart push Springfield's famous clown down a hill?
He wanted to make a Krusty roll

What goes 'Ha ha… ouch'?
Nelson Muntz throwing away the boomerang he has just pinched

Why wouldn't Homer put butter on his toast while his wife was away?
He preferred it with Marge

If Homer was a dog, what breed would he be?
A D'oh! berman (Doberman)

Why is Bart like a professional golfer?
He's always playing a round

If the Simpsons were standing in a line, with the cleverest on the left, where would you find the dummy of the family?
In Maggie's mouth

Why does Mr Burns employ a giant gardener?
Because he owns a massive plant

What has eight fingers, lives at the bottom of the ocean and loves heavy metal?
An Ottopus

What do you get if you cross Otto with Spider-Man?
Whatever it is, it'll drive schoolkids up the wall