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14. november 2003, 22:14:57
sandra... 
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed
up
in the first place!
2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping", now I just
"chunky
dunk".
3. The early bird still has to eat worms.
4. The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.
5. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell
the difference.
6. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could
simply
press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
7. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you
haven't
fallen asleep yet.
8. My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's
what
he said.
9. Just remember.....if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
10. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but
they
can in prison?
11. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have
started with something called labor!
12. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

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