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10. Luglio 2007, 03:37:31
Skyking 
Argomento: Why Why Why?
Why, Why,
Why

do
we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?


Why
do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough
money?

Why
does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check
when you say the paint is wet?

Why
doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why
do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?


Why
doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why
does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver
at him?

Why
do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose
idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If
people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?


Why
is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always
white?

Is
there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?


Why
do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to
eat will have materialized?

Why
do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,
then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one
more chance?

Why
is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first
try?

How
do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?


When
we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then
apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all
right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"


Why
is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table
you always manage to knock something else over?


In
winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we
complained about the heat?

How
come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And
my FAVORITE......
The
statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from
some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're
okay, then it's you.

10. Luglio 2007, 03:58:37
Walter Montego 
Argomento: Re: Why Why Why?
Skyking:
Something I've always wondered about is:

Why does a drive up ATM machine have Braille dots on the driver's side?

10. Luglio 2007, 04:42:26
tazman7474 
Argomento: Re: Why Why Why?
Walter Montego:

Actually, if you were to have a blind person as a passenger and went through the atm backwards, they could use the machine, what I always wondered was how do they know what the screen says? lol

10. Luglio 2007, 18:19:06
Stardust 
Argomento: Re: Why Why Why?
Walter Montego: Acutally a person from the back seat can also use the atm. And a person doesn't have to be completely blind to make use of the braille system.

10. Luglio 2007, 22:53:32
tazman7474 
Argomento: Re: Why Why Why?
Stardust: Ooh, Leave it to me to not even think of the backseat!

11. Luglio 2007, 02:18:07
Skyking 
Argomento: Re: Why Why Why?
Please..Please Play nice LOL

11. Luglio 2007, 02:22:10
redfrog 
Argomento: Re: Why Why Why?
Stardust: so why would the driver with no visual impairment force their not so blessed back seat passenger to use the braille system instead of being a good sport and doing the deed themselves?

11. Luglio 2007, 02:39:05
tazman7474 
Argomento: Re: Why Why Why?
redfrog: Not many things are more sacred than your pin number

11. Luglio 2007, 03:24:44
rod03801 
Argomento: Re: Why Why Why?
PLUS the reason the drive up ATM would have braille on the keys is that it is more cost efficient to only make one set of keys. NOT braille keys and non-braille keys.

LOL.. we have really ripped this joke to pieces!

Someone post something funny!


11. Luglio 2007, 04:07:04
Eriisa 
Argomento: Re: Why Why Why?
Modificato da Eriisa (11. Luglio 2007, 04:08:04)
rod03801:



something funny


(as requested)

11. Luglio 2007, 05:32:35
Thad 
Argomento: Re: Why Why Why?
> pin number

Calling it a PIN number is being redundantly redundant.

11. Luglio 2007, 05:50:57
coan.net 
Argomento: Re: Why Why Why?
Thad: Same as when wrote "ATM machine" down below.

ATM = Automatic Teller Machine

So saying "ATM Machine" is like saying Automatic Teller Machine Machine

11. Luglio 2007, 05:58:08
Thad 
Argomento: Re: Why Why Why?
coan.net: Yeah, but if I had mentioned that too I probable would have been considered a jerk and I decided I'd rather not mention it then be a jerk.

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