wyoming
> >>>>
> >>>> 60 above zero: Arizonians turn on the heat. People
> >>>> in Wyoming plant gardens.
> >>>>
> >>>> 50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> >>>> People in Casper sunbathe.
> >>>>
> >>>> 40 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start.
> >>>> People in Wyoming
> >>>> drive with the windows down.
> >>>>
> >>>> 32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in
> >>>> Jackson Hole gets thicker.
> >>>>
> >>>> 20 above zero: Floridians don coats, thermal
> >>>> underwear, gloves, wool
> >>>> hats. People in Wyoming throw on a flannel shirt.
> >>>>
> >>>> 15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up
> >>>> the heat. People in
> >>>> Wyoming have the last cookout before it gets cold.
> >>>>
> >>>> Zero: People in Miami all die. People in Wyoming
> >>>> close the windows.
> >>>>
> >>>> 10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico
> >>>> People in Wyoming get
> >>>> out their winter coats.
> >>>>
> >>>> 25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl
> >>>> Scouts in Wyoming are
> >>>> selling cookies door to door.
> >>>>
> >>>> 40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air.
> >>>> People in Wyoming
> >>>> let the dogs sleep indoors.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> 100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> >>>> Wyoming drivers
> >>>> get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
> >>>>
> >>>> 460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute
> >>>> zero on the Kelvin
> >>>> scale.) People in Wyoming start saying..."Cold 'nuff
> >>>> fer y a?"
> >>>>
> >>>> 500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Wyoming public
> >>>> schools will open 2
> >>>> hours late.
> >>>>
> >>>