A man left for work one Friday afternoon. It was pay day and he wanted some fun. Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending freely until he was penniless.

When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

He replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. ..

But on Thursday, the swelling was down just enough so he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.