After the flood, Noah sent the animals off the ark telling each couple to "go forth and multiply". Later, he came across two snakes. "I thought I told you to go forth and multiply." One of the snakes replied, "We're sorry but we can't. You see we're adders."

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The carpenters worked well together because they were on the same level.

Horses have six legs because they have forelegs in front and two legs behind.

The violinist visited the doctor because he was high-strung.

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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"

JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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A lot of trees were dying, but they needed to figure out the root of the problem.

If your nose runs and your feet smell, do you know what is the matter with you? You are built upside down.