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3. Mars 2015, 14:01:18
oddson2003 
Sujet: British general election
Anyone looking forward to the general election on 7th May.

26. Février 2015, 02:24:07
Papa Zoom 
Sujet: Re:
crosseyed: stuff like that cracks me up lol

25. Février 2015, 04:46:31
Papa Zoom 
It's the Coyote Principle, folks. It's what separates common sense from liberalism.

BEHOLD:

CALIFORNIA

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie 'Bambi' and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

3. He calls a veterinarian....the vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now safe.

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a 'coyote awareness program' for residents of the area.

7. The State Legislature spends $ 2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.

9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.

TEXAS:

The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $ 0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

2. The buzzards eat the dead coyote.

4. Février 2015, 09:06:28
ketchuplover 
Sujet: I am...
Moaz Kasasbeh

9. Janvier 2015, 13:46:57
ketchuplover 

9. Janvier 2015, 02:26:48
Papa Zoom 
Sujet: Re: Je Suis...
ketchuplover:

8. Janvier 2015, 13:26:36
ketchuplover 
Sujet: Je Suis...
Charlie

2. Janvier 2015, 06:22:07
Mousetrap 
Sujet: Re: obama
Papa Zoom:

1. Janvier 2015, 20:31:05
Papa Zoom 
Sujet: Re: obama
Mousetrap: Happy New Year

1. Janvier 2015, 08:50:57
Mousetrap 
Sujet: Re: obama
Papa Zoom: Nowt New there Happy New Year!

1. Janvier 2015, 08:49:40
Mousetrap 
Sujet: Re: Nice way of saying dead lol
crosseyed: Up the workers!

1. Janvier 2015, 03:08:51
Papa Zoom 
Sujet: Re: see? I'm not the only one!
rod03801: I so agree. Hillary would be so bad for our country. I'd like to get rid of most of those in Washington. Most do what's right for their careers and not what's good for the people they represent.

1. Janvier 2015, 01:21:42
rod03801 
Sujet: Re: see? I'm not the only one!
Papa Zoom: At least we are closer all the time to him being DONE. Hopefully Hillary doesn't take his place.

31. Décembre 2014, 19:49:01
Papa Zoom 
Sujet: see? I'm not the only one!
HackersCantHide retweeted
Liars Never Win ‏@liars_never_win 2h2 hours ago
Obama will still suck
#2015predictions

30. Décembre 2014, 03:07:51
Papa Zoom 
Sujet: Re:
Vikings: Just trying to spice up this dead board. BTW, if you keep moving your eyes back and forth like that you'll get a headache. <---this works too! I've tried it!

30. Décembre 2014, 02:42:45
Vikings 

29. Décembre 2014, 20:08:29
Papa Zoom 

29. Décembre 2014, 20:08:19
Papa Zoom 
Obama sucks.

29. Décembre 2014, 08:45:01
Mousetrap 
Sujet: Nice
Wow! This board got well um err nice!

4. Novembre 2014, 10:55:11
ketchuplover 
Sujet: Vote......
modifié par ketchuplover (5. Novembre 2014, 01:01:29)
early and often everybody

FULL DISCLOSURE...I did not vote

19. Septembre 2014, 21:40:25
SL-Mark 
Sujet: Re:
PaoloRus: Most of the best whiskeys are 12 years old or older. Indeed, some very good ones are 40 years old. So you can happily keep drinking for quite a few more years yet.

19. Septembre 2014, 21:01:50
PashaTechnique 
Cowards! I'll never drink scotch whiskey since 19/09 ((
Only Dundee is a Great City.
But I hope that at least Texas will be free next year.)))

19. Septembre 2014, 17:45:11
PashaTechnique 
:(

19. Septembre 2014, 10:46:53
ketchuplover 
Sujet: Still...
united

16. Septembre 2014, 10:16:10
ketchuplover 
Sujet: Predict the Scotland independence referundum result
No 53 Yes 47

6. Septembre 2014, 01:24:52
Papa Zoom 
There's nothing to read on the politics board except this boring message that I just wrote. Nothing to see here. Move along!

14. Août 2014, 19:38:59
Papa Zoom 
Sujet: Re:
Marshmud: excellent use of resources

14. Août 2014, 17:42:04
ScarletRose 
Sujet: Re:
Marshmud:  Great Idea..


13. Août 2014, 11:06:01
ketchuplover 
Sujet: I like...
your style

13. Août 2014, 03:37:26
Marshmud 
I still think we should dig a moat along the Mexican border. Take all the dirt to Louisiana and raise the flood stage to a appropriate level then capture the alligators in Florida and put them in the moat. Seems like it would solve some problems.

23. Juillet 2014, 11:15:39
ketchuplover 
Sujet: Can the loser...
of the Indonesian prez election be more cliche? SIGH.

23. Juillet 2014, 07:23:08
Papa Zoom 
Sujet: Re:
ScarletRose:

21. Juillet 2014, 20:49:44
ScarletRose 
Sujet: Re:
Papa Zoom: you are so crafty..


21. Juillet 2014, 08:14:57
Papa Zoom 
(v)
_/      \_

10. Juillet 2014, 11:08:56
ketchuplover 
Sujet: Re: Afghanistan's new president is.......
Papa Zoom: If you are a citizen of Afghanistan I will refund your black rook payment (offer expires 1 year from my notice of presidency) Otherwise you'll have to ask your president. Good luck with that.

10. Juillet 2014, 05:48:36
ScarletRose 
we need to impeach him.. NOW.. 


10. Juillet 2014, 04:25:38
Papa Zoom 
Sujet: Re: Afghanistan's new president is.......
ketchuplover: great...what do I get?

9. Juillet 2014, 12:18:30
ketchuplover 
Sujet: Afghanistan's new president is.......
ME! All citizens now have free black rook memberships on BK! Thanks to all other nations for this gift

17. Mai 2014, 00:57:13
ketchuplover 
Sujet: For better or worse..........
India has a new PM

4. Avril 2014, 02:55:38
Papa Zoom 

26. Mars 2014, 03:34:37
Papa Zoom 
Oh, I forgot:

26. Mars 2014, 03:34:13
Papa Zoom 
Sujet: Only Jon Stewart can pull this off!

26. Mars 2014, 01:33:34
Papa Zoom 
Sujet: Re:
Pedro Martínez: hmmm, and here I thought it was a request!

24. Mars 2014, 18:13:50
Pedro Martínez 
Sujet: Re:
Papa Zoom: Deal? Mother Russia decides and takes…

23. Mars 2014, 22:57:36
Papa Zoom 
Sujet: Re:
PaoloRus: You can have Alaska but only if you'll agree to take Sarah Palin with the deal.

22. Mars 2014, 20:57:06
rod03801 
Sujet: Re:
PaoloRus:

22. Mars 2014, 18:27:12
PashaTechnique 
Well dear friends, now we can boldly say - Democratic Crimea returned to his homeland. Thanks, God and thank you President Putin!!!
But Alaska and California (Russian River, Fort Ross and Hollywood) are still in occupation zone. We must save people of these friendly countries and bring them freedom and democracy.
Please everyone who can sign this petition - do it now!
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/alaska-back-russia/SFG1ppfN
Alaska must back to Mother Russia!!!

15. Mars 2014, 03:58:41
Papa Zoom 
Congressman Trey Gowdy asks, “If a president can change some laws, can he change all laws?”

The White House's typical response:

14. Mars 2014, 04:00:48
Papa Zoom 
Sujet: Re:
rod03801: I can't stand Carney. I'd rather listen to Baghdad Bob!

14. Mars 2014, 03:59:42
Papa Zoom 
Sujet: Re:
rod03801: I totally agree. I wish Trey Gowdy was our Speaker instead of that cry baby Boehner.

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