A swede, who looked like Bing Crosby should go to USA.
In the bus to the airport the driver was so excited: "Welcome mr Crosby" he said,

The swede answered: I'm not Bing Crosby, I'm Nils Nilsson from Sweden!

The man came to the airport at the check-in... the same scenario: "Welcome Mr Crosby, nice to meet you"

"Im NOT Bing Crosby, I'm Nils Nilsson from Sweden!
Same on the plane, the steward : "Welcome on board Mr Crosby"

"I'm NOT Bing Crosby, I'm Nils Nilsson from Sweden!!!!

Finally the man came to his hotel in NYC, and at the reception desk:
"Oh Very welcome Mr Crosby we are honored to have you as our guest"

The swede was very frustrated now "IM NOT BING CROSBY, I'M NILS NILSSON FROM SWEDEN!!!

Finally he came to his room and when he entered he saw a naked girl on the bed:
"Mmmmmmmm Mr Crosby, welcome , let me take care of you"

"I'M, I'M, I'M, I'M DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

God Jul!