The dumbest man in the world went to a bar and got realllllllly drunk.

As he is leaving the bar he sees a very beautiful woman and thinks to himself that this would be a good time to try and score.

He jumps the startled woman and starts to grab and her and pull her clothes off.

She responds to his amorous affections by useing pepper spray and pretty much beating the stuffing out of him with her shoe before running away screaming for help.

The police round up all characters in the area of the attack with his discription and they are to be placed in a line up.

The dumbest man in the world is on his way into the line up room, when he sees the woman in the hallway.

And starts screaming, 'There she is...that's her!'