(
назад
)
Игри
Главна страница
Нова игра
Чакащи игри
(
342
)
Турнири
Отборни турнири
Стълбища
Езера
Маси за покер
Правила на игрите
Редактори на игри
Профил
Платено членство
Моят профил
Фотоалбуми
Кутия за съобщения
Събития
Приятели
Блокирани потребители
Настройки
Статистики
Какво ново
Победители
Рейтинги
Списък с играчи
Дружества
Кой е на линия
Опоненти на линия
Дискусионни табла́
Анкети
Говорилня
Статистика
Постижения
Информация
Мозъци
Езици
Интервюта
Подкрепете ни
Помощ
Често задавани въпроси
Свържете се с нас
Препратки
Изход
Потребителско име:
Парола:
Регистрация на нов потребител
Отговорник:
Purple
,
ScarletRose
Jokes
A place to share jokes, funny stories, and to just laugh in general :-)
Please remember this board can be (and is) accessed by children.
All jokes should be family friendly.
No profanity
No jokes of a sexual nature
KEEP IT PG rated
Thanks!
Списък с дискусии
Режим:
Всеки може да публикува
Търси сред публикуваното:
Покзавай първо най-старите съобщения
24. март 2005, 18:34:06
furbster
Покажи публикациите на този потребител
|
препратка
30 LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!
4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
13. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
18. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up
19. Procrastinate Now!
20. I have a degree in liberal arts; do you want fries with that?
21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
22. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
23. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
24. They call it PMS because "mad cow disease" was already taken.
25. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
26. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
27. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
28. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
29. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
30. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
Дата и час
12. май 2024, 21:59:16 (
промени
)
Приятели на линия
няма
Любими дискусии
няма
Дружества
няма
Подсказка на деня
(
скрий
)
Ако внезапно страницата се появи на различен език, просто цъкнете върху знамето с Вашия език и всичко ще се нормализира. (
pauloaguia
)
(
покажи всички подсказки
)
Copyright © 2002 - 2024 Филип Рачунек, всички права запазени
Нагоре