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A place to share jokes, funny stories, and to just laugh in general :-)



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No profanity
No jokes of a sexual nature

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28. ноември 2020, 09:13:29
pgt 
And nothing funny has happened in the whole world for two months!

2. декември 2020, 22:47:41
ketchuplover 
Относно: Sarah Fuller has been tasked...
with launching the United States' nuclear arsenal ....citizens are encouraged to evacuate now!

7. декември 2020, 06:05:50
stingray1 
Относно: Mummies Jokes
Where do mummies go for a swim? Answer : to the dead sea !!! To
What kind of music do mummies like? Answer: wrap must !!!
Ha! Ha! Ha!

7. декември 2020, 06:08:40
stingray1 
Относно: Re: Mummies Jokes
stingray1: correcting my typo to wrap music,

7. декември 2020, 08:50:50
pgt 
If you can’t think of a word say “I forgot the English word for it.” That way people will think you’re bilingual instead of an idiot.

7. декември 2020, 08:56:50
Mousetrap 
Относно: Re:
pgt:

18. декември 2020, 07:01:17
stingray1 
Относно: Christmas Jokes
Q. What goes oh! oh! oh!?
A. Santa walking backwards!

Q. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
A. Rude-olph!

Q. What kind of music do Santa's helpers like?
A. Wrap music!

Q.What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
A. Silent Night!

12. януари 2021, 23:55:20
Skyking 
haha

16. януари 2021, 10:54:01
Mousetrap 
Относно: Re: Christmas Jokes
stingray1: Yep yep good

5. юни 2021, 10:08:50
pgt 
I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought “That’s the last thing I need!”

5. юни 2021, 17:06:42
Skyking 
ooookkkkk

6. юни 2021, 01:03:02
ketchuplover 
Относно: Re:
pgt:

INFINITE GUFFAWAGE :)

16. юни 2021, 18:04:47
ketchuplover 
Относно: Did you hear the one about the proctologists?
They fell in glove :)

7. ноември 2021, 00:51:45
ketchuplover 
Относно: Never Forget!
the 5th of November

11. април 2022, 23:40:17
ketchuplover 
Относно: "My Wife's side of the...
water bed is frozen" - Rodney Dangerfield

18. юли 2022, 20:31:43
ketchuplover 
2 out of 3 words using the letters s a m p aren't bad

6. януари 2023, 09:12:36
pgt 
No jokes for about six months! What a sad world!

Ok!!

Someone stole my credit card, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did!

9. януари 2023, 12:35:49
Mousetrap 
Относно: Re:
pgt:

1. април 2023, 19:02:07
ketchuplover 
Относно: looketh
over there!

18. февруари 2024, 07:05:17
BadBoy7 
Относно: funny joke
A wife gives her husband a cheating test.
A man's wife wanted to know how her husband would react if she was to just up and leave one day so she came up with a way to trick her husband into thinking she had left. She wrote a note saying how she was tired of living with him and doesn't want to put up with him anymore. She left the note on the kitchen counter and hid under the bed and waited for her husband to come home.

Her husband soon came home, saw the note and wrote something on it. Immediately he started dancing and singing while changing into another pair of clothes. He than proceeds to dial someone and says: Hey babe the idiot finally had enough of me, I was so stupid to marry her wish I found you first, I'll be over in 10 minutes! He than rushes out the door and drives off in his car.

The wife comes out from under the bed, tears in her eyes goes to read what her husband had wrote on the note, it said; " I can see your feet sticking out from under the bed idiot, I have gone to buy some beer."

18. февруари 2024, 15:56:13
Smiler. 
Относно: Re: funny joke
Променен от Smiler. (19. февруари 2024, 14:50:26)
BadBoy7: That was very funny.

3. април 2024, 19:19:21
ketchuplover 
Относно: My Snow Shoes...
melted

4. април 2024, 15:49:45
Smiler. 
Относно: Re: My Snow Shoes...
ketchuplover:

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