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 JokesA place to share jokes, funny stories, and to just laugh in general :-) Please remember this board can be (and is) accessed by children. All jokes should be family friendly. No profanity No jokes of a sexual nature KEEP IT PG rated Thanks! Тук не Ви е разрешено да публикувате съобщения. Изисква се ниво на членство най-малко Мозъчна Пешка. Режим: Всеки може да публикува
<< < 1 2 3 > >> 7. март 2007, 17:56:08 Относно: funny vehicle problem 26. юли 2006, 19:15:04 Относно: more funny signs http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c66/Darkfox72/JokeSign7.jpg
http://data1.blog.de/blog/k/kikita/img/SignOfConfusion_26.jpg http://www.blog4humor.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/be%20a%20sperm%20donor.bmp ??? http://i16.ebayimg.com/05/i/06/c5/49/e4_1_b.JPG http://www.oldtowncathouse.com/images/new-05/cat-vomit_lg.jpg 8. юли 2006, 19:48:25 Относно: out in the cornfield 7. юли 2006, 03:21:46 Относно: what crossed the road? Променен от nobleheart (7. юли 2006, 03:27:33) http://www.factsjokesnfun.com/funny_picture/8/small_thumbs/sumos-cross-the-road.jpg - bob sent me this: http://www.pypressusa.com/images/BobDylanChickenCartoon%20copy.jpg - http://cif.rochester.edu/~willdb/refurbished/rj20040604.png - http://www.murraythechicken.com/jokes/1why.gif - http://www.ananova.com/images/news/laughlabchickenPA410x223.jpg - a fowl link: http://www.whydidthechickencrosstheroad.com/ - What's your favorite chicken? Fried Barbequed Broiled Rubber - Why did the pigs cross the road with their laundry? They wanted to do their hogwash snork snork snork - Why did the one-handed chicken cross the road? To get to the secondhand shop. - Why did the rabbit cross the road? to get to the hopping mall. - Why did the wasp cross the road? It needed to go to the waspital - How do you keep a dog from crossing the road? You put him in a barking lot. - Why did the otter cross the road? To get to the otter side. - Where do animals go when they lose their tails? They go across the road to the retail shop. - and last but not least,these: Why did the chicken cross the muddy road and not come back? Because he didn't want to be a dirty double-crosser. - Why did the hen go halfway across the road and stop? She wanted to lay it on the line. - 5. юли 2006, 05:35:27 Относно: signs of the times2 http://www.cornichon.org/archives/Sign.jpg
dogs can read now? http://img.buzznet.com/assets/users6/kytn/weirdsigns/large-msg-1112826980-2.jpg http://www.texaskayakfisherman.com/forum/files/weird_sign.jpg http://images.plus613.com/9000/www_plus613_com_gogglesw.gif protection from what? http://tommyschultz.com/images/funny/coconut-sign.jpg http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/get_gas_sign.jpg guess i won't order beans http://dominic-mazzoni.com/albums/funny/CIMG0253.jpg s'plain please http://www.kenston.k12.oh.us/khs/class_of_2007/funny_ad_of_the_day/dirtyyyyy_d.jpg aha thats were they all go!! http://www.club101.org/links/pic3.html scroll down to the bottom sign http://www.pushby.com/friends/jesse/archives/images/ohgodsm.jpg ok I think thats about enough for the day -- 4. юли 2006, 23:17:06 Относно: cookie humour? 16. юни 2006, 17:26:50 Относно: signs of the times 12. юни 2006, 22:33:41 Относно: ok ok and now for something completely different..funny signs..c'mon can u brats find some: ok ok so they weren't awake when they made the sign,maybe it was the high elevation..thin air..ya? http://img241.echo.cx/img241/1885/sign4vp.jpg http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~nmuntal/images/funny%20sign%20church.jpg 9. юни 2006, 20:12:32 what needs to be invented: http://www.joke-around.com/pictures/cell_phone_for_men.jpg some reason why women outlive men: http://humanics-es.com/men-women.jpg http://astronomibladet.dk/images/uploads/Artikler/practical_joke.jpg mmm: http://www.c-wilkie.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/jokes/images/men_bathe_kids.jpg http://www.sickjokes.net/media/men2.jpg 8. юни 2006, 19:56:20 Относно: snorkies 8. юни 2006, 18:29:58 Относно: Re: at the cocktail party irishfrenchkiss: lol..what a chilly quip that was: http://www.laze.net/images/other/oops.jpg 31. май 2006, 18:33:53 12. май 2006, 20:36:52 Променен от nobleheart (12. май 2006, 20:38:03) 9. май 2006, 18:51:26 Относно: funny fotos http://www.beygla.is/editor/userimages/boat_accident.jpg
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Insurance/BoatSign.htm ( note the name of the boat in this one ) http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Insurance/Girder.htm http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Insurance/ParkPile.htm ( you can't all park ion the same spot,gino's" ) http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Insurance/Plane.htm http://travist.wikispaces.com/space/showimage/L.A.Staal_Crane_accident_001.jpg 25. април 2006, 17:31:14 Относно: hey!!! how did I get a doggie face¿ 24. април 2006, 20:48:32 Относно: a challenge to all our members with funny-bones Променен от nobleheart (24. април 2006, 20:48:58) find & post a link to a funny pic,here mine:
http://www.blolg.com/wp-content/images/october/_Billboard_Cleaning.jpg 24. април 2006, 19:19:48 Променен от nobleheart (24. април 2006, 20:49:32) 2 cannibals were eating a comedian,one looked up at the other & said"does this taste funny to you?"
har har ho ho hee hee 17. април 2006, 23:18:47 Относно: this is funny 17. април 2006, 23:15:33 Относно: Re: The world's shortest fairytale The Usurper: ah you don't know from funny 14. април 2006, 04:39:36 Относно: no comment http://www.bayshirts.com/Innocent.htm
http://www.teezz.co.uk/images/humour/karma-dogma-132-tn.gif http://www.borderdogs.com/funnytshirts.jpg http://www.ixtreme.com/pictures/fullsize/thumbs/bombtechnicianThumb.jpg http://www.ixtreme.com/pictures/random.asp?pictureid=479&title=funny%20pictures ( this one comes with a discount if you buy 12 ) http://www.hotoffthepressonline.com/wizbrain.jpg how it all started: http://modernfreaktshirts.com/ChoicesPics/adamandeve04.gif 14. април 2006, 04:30:27 Относно: this is on my shopping list now 14. април 2006, 04:28:46 he he he there is much truth in humour eh Maxxina...nice one 3. април 2006, 23:59:52 Относно: hey ScarletRose 6. март 2006, 22:35:02 Относно: Re: amandalove: I have some clever,mathematicial & physics limmericks I could not post here if anyone is interested 2. март 2006, 19:33:20 Относно: a search engine for those who like ducks 25. февруари 2006, 21:50:47 Относно: cat stuff "Dogs have owners, cats have staff." - Unknown
"To please himself only, the cat purrs." - Irish Proverb "The last thing I would accuse a cat of is innocence." - Edward Paley (1786- 1847) "Honest as the Cat when the meat's out of reach." - Old English saying "There are no ordinary cats." - Colette "The smallest feline is a masterpiece." - Leonardo da Vinci "Nothing's more playful than a young cat, nor more grave than an old one." - Thomas Fuller "No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens." - Abraham Lincoln 1. февруари 2006, 21:45:43 Относно: have you heard the curly shuffle 29. януари 2006, 22:00:59 21. януари 2006, 01:54:20 Относно: I hope all you BK brats enjoyed the holidays... ...meditated on the true meaning of the season...
and didnt do anything to crazy for new years: http://www.curiousjosh.com/gallery/albums/seaofdreamsla04/PICT1131.jpg all the best to everyone in this year. 22. декември 2005, 04:59:59 Относно: ty..I love calvin & hobbs 4. декември 2005, 18:37:53 Относно: re :Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? answer:
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/106/1266/640/whack%20a%20mole.jpg http://www.charlestonmuseum.org/Photos/education%20photos/WAC%20poster%201.jpg http://www.enchantedlearning.com/rhymes/Thisoldman.shtml http://www.wizardfkap.com/pic/whack.gif http://www.neshanock.org/Whack%20at%20That.jpg http://hem.passagen.se/st5534/whack.jpg http://sewingartscenter.com/admin/classes/images/Stack%20&%20Whack.jpg http://fray.slate.com/media/1/123125/123011/2093474/2093475/040123_whack-a-pol.jpg and of course,saving the best to last: http://www.threestoogesonline.com/images/tripleslapanim.gif 22. ноември 2005, 04:51:37 Относно: more silliness There once was an angler from Brooklyn
Who ate all the fish that he took in He was once heard to wish While eating his fish "I shouldn't have left the damn hook in" -- There was a young maid from Madras Who had a magnificent ass; Not rounded and pink, As you probably think - It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass. 21. ноември 2005, 06:03:25 Относно: Re: notable replies amandalove: ty amanda,that is soo cool,and appeals to my scifi intellect.any more like that,feel free to share.
----- how about these: A graduate student from Trinity Computed the cube of infinity; But it gave him the fidgets To write down all those digits, So he dropped math and took up divinity. -- A burleycque dancer, a pip Named Virginia, could peel in a zip; But she read science fiction and died of constriction Attempting a Moebius strip. -- Three jolly sailors from Blaydon-on-Tyne, They went to sea in a bottle by Klein, Since the sea was inside the hull, The scenery seen was exceedingly dull. -- A research professor Renee, Cloned people from ape DNA. The project went well, Anyone can tell, 'Cause they're members of congress today. -- Miss Farad was pretty and sensual And charged to a reckless potential; But a rascal named Ohm Conducted her home - Her decline was, alas, exponential. -- There once was a girl named Irene, who lived on distilled kerosene. But she started absorbin' A new hydrocarbon, And since then has never benzene! -- An electron, while trav'ling in space, Met a positron there "face-to-face." The electron then sighed, At the sight of his bride And they "died" in a loving embrace. -- 20. ноември 2005, 02:24:39 Относно: blonde jokies how a blonde uses a photocopier
http://ducky-eh.com/gallery/albums/randompics/thumb_blonde-photocopy.jpg blonde with mouse http://www.blondejokes.ws/images/blonde.gif 18. ноември 2005, 23:15:37 Относно: he he he 16. ноември 2005, 01:23:50 Относно: your brain on brainking we have all seen I think the anti-drug commercial on tv"your brain on drugs":
http://www.whitestonecafe.com/images/142_eggs-pan.jpg -- well this is "your brain on brainking": http://www.poopyjoe.com/a/images2/stress.jpg 1. ноември 2005, 00:26:55 Относно: Re: Really cheeeeeeeeeeeeeezy joke.... Lamby: you sure you didnt work here:
http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/graphics/products/regular/AS5672.jpg 31. октомври 2005, 18:08:21 Относно: Re: Really cheeeeeeeeeeeeeezy joke.... Lamby: Lamby's been out in the cornfield again (groooaan)
-- http://www.theholidayspot.com/halloween/jokes.htm 25. октомври 2005, 02:17:56 well its funny...lol..ty
--- http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/doughboy.jpg http://www.tournamentofstuff.com/pillsbirycartoon.JPG 25. октомври 2005, 01:13:23 Относно: Re: Remember him in a moment of silence ScarletRose: LSHIPML..fthats very clever ScarletRose,did u make that up or find it? 19. октомври 2005, 03:00:47 some fun stuff
weird-search-engines strange stuff search engine http://www.altervistas.com/ find a grave search engine http://findagrave.com/index.html http://findagrave.com/php/famous.php?page=gSearch&page=gSearch&globalSearchCriteria= find the weather history of a place on any date http://www.weatherunderground.com/history/airport/EDDI/1998/12/3/DailyHistory.html find song lyrics re any keyword entered search engine http://www.searchlyrics.org/?artist=&song=&lyric=ketchup 17. октомври 2005, 19:41:44 Относно: 8^\ 16. октомври 2005, 01:43:50 Относно: watch about the blonde jokes.. ...or someone might crack"the pink whip"
-- why dont we find some(clean) men jokes: http://onsitetechsnet.com/blog/media/1/20050402-Women-&-Men-Joke.jpg http://www.chemistryquestion.jp/images/joke/If%20men%20did%20housework.jpg http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/hillarydl/LadiesKitchenAccesory.jpg http://www.crazy-jokes.com/pictures/perfect-man.jpg http://www.oursworld.net/ingilizce-ders/karikatur/dergi-karikatur/sixtymiles.jpg http://members.tripod.com/~joke_joker/ironman.jpg http://www.crazy-jokes.com/pictures/perfect-male.jpg 14. октомври 2005, 06:10:15 Относно: chuckle 12. октомври 2005, 02:59:02 neither was just walking along the river edge 12. октомври 2005, 02:51:17 Относно: Re: Променен от nobleheart (12. октомври 2005, 02:59:11) skipinnz: I dont hike through the woods with pants oFF!
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