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1. mei 2006, 09:32:45 Onderwerp: random things I remembered or made up...  If con is the opposite of pro.
What's the opposite of Congress? **Interesting! ---- A man is at a bus stop, Pikachu is in front of him and won't get on the bus. What does he do? Poke-him-on! (Pokemon) **I heard this today at a big conference... Not many understood it! ---- Two men walk into a bar. What did the third do? Duck! **Thank my GF for that one! ---- What do you call a man with no legs, no arms, and trying to swim? Bob **I heard this on Spring Break! ---- What do you call a woman with only one leg? Ilene **I heard this on Spring Break! ---- Where did the lioness keep her zebra legs? You'll never find out, shes a lion! **I made this one up. What do you think? |
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