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18. september 2008, 05:51:56
Papa Zoom 
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>       A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying 
>the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.
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> He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been
>dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.
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> After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side
>of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was
>broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.
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> When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch
>that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate
>looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got
>closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.
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> When he was close enough, he called out, 'Excuse me, where are we?'
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> 'This is Heaven, sir,' the man answered.
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> 'Wow! Would you happen to have some water?' the man asked.
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> 'Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought
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> The man gestured, and the gate began to open.
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> 'Can my friend,' gesturing toward his dog, 'come in, too?' the
>traveler asked.
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> 'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets.'
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> The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and
>continued the way he had been going with his dog.
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> After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he
>came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had
>never been closed. There was no fence.
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> As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a
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> 'Excuse me!' he called to the man. 'Do you have any water?'
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> 'Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in.'
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> 'How about my friend here?' the traveler gestured to the dog.
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> 'There should be a bowl by the pump.'
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> They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an
>old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.
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> The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself,
>then he gave some to the dog.
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> When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who
>was standing by the tree.
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> 'What do you call this place?' the traveler asked.
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> 'This is Heaven,' he answered.
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> 'Well, that's confusing,' the traveler said. 'The man down the road
>said that was Heaven, too.'
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> 'Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope.
>That's hell.'
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> 'Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?'
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> 'No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave
>their best friends behind.'

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