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31. January 2006, 13:17:46
Nirvana 
Subject: Re: Takeover Bid:
skipinnz:

There was a lot of whispering going on in the ranks as they assembled outside another farmhouse.

1. February 2006, 02:10:21
skipinnz 
Subject: Re: Quick Quiz
Nirvana:4- 4 people & dog
5- Guiness Breweries owner
7- Charles Dickens
8-Dr Watson
9- Vet
10- they are both make believe. LOL

1. February 2006, 02:17:18
skipinnz 
Subject: Re: Takeover Bid:
Nirvana:The commander is in a real tizz. He isn't sure if his own troops are revolting, and after questioning the members of the second recon party he is even more mystified. The babbelings of whom seem to have set a feeling amongst his invasion group of God like deieties.

This is what the fringe group is disgussing. They are now posing the theory that their great anecstors could have originated from this very planet.

1. February 2006, 05:13:07
ScarletRose 
Subject: Re: Quick Quiz
Modified by ScarletRose (1. February 2006, 06:01:04)
Nirvana:

#2. Pound of Flesh was spoken from the character of Shylock when he tried to retrieve money that was due him from Antonio.. in the "MERCHANT OF VENICE"

#3. William Shakespeare is who Anne Hathaway married..

1. February 2006, 08:30:38
ScarletRose 
Subject: I found this rather interesting..
and thought perhaps on the story board I should post it.. :)

Plagerism

1. February 2006, 10:56:59
skipinnz 
Subject: Re: I found this rather interesting..
ScarletRose: Intersting, is it a catch 22, when you use the Plagerism site to warn people of plagerism without refering to the author.... LOL

1. February 2006, 11:52:12
Eriisa 
If you use a link to a site, you are giving credit to the site's author.

I don't understand how that is plagerism.

1. February 2006, 11:58:07
Nirvana 
Subject: Re: Quick Quiz
skipinnz:

5. Guinness sponsored the books, try again.


10. Not what I was looking for, no.

1. February 2006, 20:21:52
Foxy Lady 
Subject: Re:
Modified by Foxy Lady (1. February 2006, 20:23:01)
Eriisa: It's not,ive used links on my Gardening Board and Home and Health Remedies.The sites always show the authors or Drs.so they get the credit.

1. February 2006, 20:51:21
Eriisa 
Subject: Re:
Foxy Lady: yes, and in this case that page has a copywrite marked on it.

1. February 2006, 21:17:49
Foxy Lady 
Subject: Re:
Eriisa: Yes it does all ya have to do is go to the Homepage.It's plain for all to see.

1. February 2006, 21:46:17
ScarletRose 
Subject: Re: I found this rather interesting..
skipinnz: as the others mentioned..

Now.. if I had copied and pasted the material from that site.. and posted it directly to the board.. then I would have to give direct credit.. but, since I made a brief heading and gave the link.. No.. I don't have to site the author.. :)

2. February 2006, 21:04:47
Eriisa 
Subject: Re: I found this rather interesting..
ScarletRose: and also that the link's page gives credit to the author.....

2. February 2006, 21:36:55
Eriisa 
Subject: Welcome Rose!
Nirvaa wrote me asking to find a replacemnt mod for her. Rose accepted taking over. If anyone else is interested in modding on this board, please PM me.

2. February 2006, 22:00:45
harley 
Congrats Rose

2. February 2006, 22:02:31
Rose 
Subject: Re:
harley: Tanks u. We need a bowing smily guy!

2. February 2006, 22:28:10
Foxy Lady 
Subject: Re:
Rose: Congrats gurly.

2. February 2006, 22:57:30
Rose 
Subject: Re:
Thanks foxy

Ok on to some stories.............

2. February 2006, 23:04:35
Eriisa 
Subject: Re:
Rose: good. you go first.

2. February 2006, 23:07:20
Rose 
Subject: Re:
Eriisa: uhoh ladies first.. I insist.. Floor is yours

2. February 2006, 23:11:27
Eriisa 
Subject: Re:
Rose: Who you calling a lady, LADY!

2. February 2006, 23:12:28
Rose 
Subject: Re:
Eriisa: LMAO I thought I was calling YOU a lady!!

2. February 2006, 23:15:02
Eriisa 
Subject: Sally's Stories or Tales from the Flipping Fables
Rose: Rats, that's what I thought.



ok......

Once upon a time, long long ago.....


3. February 2006, 00:52:37
ScarletRose 
Congrats Rose.. :) Kewlness.. let's get a beach party story going.. whoo hoo

3. February 2006, 02:12:20
Papa Zoom 
Subject: Re: Sally's Stories or Tales from the Flipping Fables
Eriisa: ....in a land far, far away.....

3. February 2006, 02:18:23
Nirvana 
Modified by Nirvana (3. February 2006, 02:24:25)
James Joyce

born 2nd February 1882


James Dickey

born 2nd February 1923

3. February 2006, 02:19:34
Nirvana 
Subject: Re: Welcome Rose!
and good luck with this board.

4. February 2006, 19:30:27
Papa Zoom 
Subject: Little Rap Riding Hood
Little Rap Riding Hood

Once upon a time there lived in the woods,
A boss little girl named Riding Hood.
I don't mean blue,
I don't mean green,
I don't mean yellow or aquamarine.
I said Red! — (clap) — Uh uh! (point left with right index finger),
I said Red! — (clap) — Uh uh! (point right with left index finger),
I said Red! — (clap) — Uh uh! (point forward and down pistol-style with both hands),
Red Riding Hood!

(Snap, two, three, four.)

Granny threw her back out on her skateboard on day,
So Red took her goodies and a tube of Ben-Gay.
"The busses aren't running and the 'vette's in the shop,
So I'll hoof it to Granny's house, clippity clop!"
I said clop! — (clap) — Uh uh! (point left with right index finger),
I said clop! — (clap) — Uh uh! (point right with left index finger),
I said clop! — (clap) — Uh uh! (point forward and down pistol-style with both hands),
Like clippity-clop!

(Snap, two, three, four.)

She was half way to Granny's a-singing a song,
When a big bad hairy wolf came walking along.
"Hey, hey, little girl, what's your hurry today?"
"Get lost!" said Red, and she went on her way.
But the wolf beat Red to Grandmother's pad
He threw her in the closet (OOOH!)* and got in the bed.
When Red got there, she was really grossed out
To see a fuzz-faced Granny with a big long snout!
She had bloodshot eyes and big sharp teeth,
A big pot belly and stinky feet.
"Come closer, my dear," said the wolf in disguise.
"All the better," said Red. "for YOUR surprise."
Then Little Red jammed a twinkie up his nose.
She stuck gum in his hair and stepped on his toes.
With one big kick, he was out on his tail.
All the way down the road, you could hear him wail.

(Snap, two, three, four.)

These days wolves don't go to good,
When they pick on girls like Riding Hood.
I don't mean blue,
I don't mean green,
I don't mean yellow or aquamarine.
I said Red! — (clap) — Uh uh! (point left with right index finger),
I said Red! — (clap) — Uh uh! (point right with left index finger),
I said Red! — (clap) — Uh uh! (point forward and down pistol-style with both hands),
Red Riding Hood! Yeah!

I can't find the author but the rap can be found in the book Crazy Gibberish by Naomi Baltuck. It's also located here:

Little Rap Riding Hood

4. February 2006, 20:47:10
ScarletRose 
Subject: Re: Little Rap Riding Hood
Groucho: hahaha.. OMG.. how fun.. I have never heard that song before.. I will have to save this and sing it along with my son.. Thanks for the chuckle...!

4. February 2006, 20:48:53
Papa Zoom 
Subject: Re: Little Rap Riding Hood
ScarletRose: Welcome. It cracked me up when I read it!

5. February 2006, 00:26:06
ArnieTxx 
Subject: Re: Little Rap Riding Hood
Groucho: What is meant by the star next to OOOH! in the 6th line of the 3rd verse?

5. February 2006, 02:16:13
Eriisa 
Subject: Re: Little Rap Riding Hood
ArnieTxx: it means this. (from the website)

* — Give a quick squeal here, throwing up both arms in alarm, but be careful not to lose the beat.

5. February 2006, 02:26:38
Papa Zoom 
Subject: Re: Little Rap Riding Hood
Eriisa:

check the link for that. The book this is found in doesn't have that part. Like all good storytelling type stories, they get "tweaked" depending on who is doing the tellin....

30. March 2006, 21:20:44
Skyking 
Subject: Tickwater
Walking along a brook a dwarf, named Tickwater, just kept watching an white object floating down it. He picked up a good sized branch to try retrieving the object with no success...

1. April 2006, 02:38:18
Skyking 
Subject: Re: Tickwater
The object started glowing in a pulsating mood. Tickwater waided near it and became hypnotozed by it. He ended up droping down into the water with his head back looking at the sky. Head started spinning before he ended up fainting.

1. April 2006, 17:09:16
Skyking 
Subject: Re: Tickwater
He came out of his slumber looking up at a starlite night. "How long had he been out?" He wondered and there between the rocks the object still sat. Tickwater didlodged the object and studied it. Some kind of Christal.

3. April 2006, 20:23:15
Skyking 
"this is not the time we are suppose to be at, Doctor'Explained Sarah. " I know that, The tartis is having a malfunction. Tickwater wondered who these things were and hid behind a large tree.

4. April 2006, 10:44:45
Mad April Hare 
Subject: Re: Tickwater
Skyking:

Further out at sea, a small fort sat in the shipping lane. Around the base, movement could just be seen as creatures swam near the surface of the water towards the shore.

4. April 2006, 10:56:52
Mad April Hare 
Subject: Re:
Tuesday:

Good day to you, my sweet Lady. My but you spin a good yarn!

5. April 2006, 00:09:49
Mad April Hare 
Subject: Re: Tickwater
As they approached the shoreline, the scaley creatures crouched, looking round cautiously. One kept low to the ground as he made a run for the woods.

5. April 2006, 00:13:36
Nirvana 
Subject: Re: Tickwater
Reaching the safety of the trees, he waved to his friends to come on.

Tickwater watched, wondering if he was somehow in the Twilight Zone. Maybe he was asleep? He wished he hadn't eaten that cheese sandwich just before going to bed the night before. 'ouch' he whispered, as he pinched himself.

6. April 2006, 04:05:15
Nirvana 
Subject: Re: Tickwater
Tickwater came out from behind his tree and went back to the babbling brook and continued to walk along it's bank.

7. April 2006, 01:13:46
Rose 
Subject: ~ brief interruption~
This board is looking for a Co-mod
Send a PM to me if you want to apply.

7. April 2006, 02:33:09
Dolittle 
Tuesday would be good!!

7. April 2006, 03:11:04
Nirvana 
Subject: Re: ~ brief interruption~
Rose:

How about giving someone new a chance?

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