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30. Juni 2007, 15:32:43

Adaptable Ali

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For the Froggie speakers amongst you..................

A thief, in Paris , planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

After carefully planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of petrol.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error,

He replied:

"Monsieur, that's the reason I stole the paintings.

I had no Monet

to buy Degas

to make the Van Gogh."

2. Juli 2007, 21:16:21

mook53lhd

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Emne: Re:

Oceans Apart: good play on words. you don't see that as much . it was a staple of comedy for a long time. mook