blond: hello 911
911 operator: may I help you??what is your emergency??
blond Yes..someone stole my sterring wheel..i would like to file a report.
911 operator:ok i will send a police officer where are you??
blonde: she tells them
a few minutes pass and the blond calls back
blond: hello 911 operator
911 operator: yes may i help you
blond: yes i am the one who called to report my sterring wheel stoling.. and please cancell the police responding
911 operator:why maam...
blond: oh i was just in the back seat
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