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11. Februar 2006, 06:08:26
ScarletRose 
Emne: Three Rednecks
were working on the BellSouth tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed.

Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
"Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'.
"She said, "No, I'm not a widow."
And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are".

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