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Why did God invent lesbians ?
So feminists wouldn't breed.


Why did the woman cross the road ?
That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen ?


What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down ?
Kick her butt


How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
4,1 to screw in the bulb, 3 to form a support group.


How many women does it take to change a light bulb ?
11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it..


What is the difference between a battery and a woman ?
A battery has a positive side.


Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women ?
He died laughing before he could tell anybody.


Why do men pass gas more than women ?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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