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2. Juli 2004, 06:39:08
Princess Kammy 
Emne: Here's Your Sign
Tilpasset af Princess Kammy (2. Juli 2004, 06:41:52)
1. A man was walking through a store parking lot one day and noticed a man at his car with a coat hanger in the window. Without thinking the first man stopped and asked.. "Lock your keys in your car did ya?" Without missing a beat the other guy replied..."No I just washed it and now I am hanging it out to dry...HERE'S YOUR SIGN"

2. A lady was traveling with friends from Austin to Dallas. But when they arrived at the Dallas airport her luggage had been mislaced. She went to the lost luggage department to report the missing luggge. The lady behinounter said "May I help you?" and she replied "Yes my luggage is missing." The lady behind the counter then asked her..."Has your plane landed yet?" Frustrated the woman replied..."No I am having an out of body experience and just wanted to check on it."....HERE'S YOUR SIGN

3. A guy was driving home one day from work and got caught bhind an 18 wheeler that had become lodged underneath an overpass. As he and the trucker were standing by the rig talking and waiting on the tow truck a State Trooper arrived and asked the trucker..."Got your truck stuck did you? The trucker turned to the trooper and responded..."No, I was delivering this overpass and I ran out of gas."....HERE'S YOUR SIGN

4. A lady was stopped on the side of the road with her hood of her car up and smooke pouring from the motor. A man soon stopped and made sure she was all right...then...you guessed it....asked the ultimate DUH question...."Car broke down huh?...she then replied..."No, the car wanted a cigarette so i pulled over." HERE'S YOUR SIGN

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