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A place to share jokes, funny stories, and to just laugh in general :-)



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All jokes should be family friendly.
No profanity
No jokes of a sexual nature

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28. Noiembrie 2020, 09:13:29
pgt 
And nothing funny has happened in the whole world for two months!

2. Decembrie 2020, 22:47:41
ketchuplover 
Subiectul: Sarah Fuller has been tasked...
with launching the United States' nuclear arsenal ....citizens are encouraged to evacuate now!

7. Decembrie 2020, 06:05:50
stingray1 
Subiectul: Mummies Jokes
Where do mummies go for a swim? Answer : to the dead sea !!! To
What kind of music do mummies like? Answer: wrap must !!!
Ha! Ha! Ha!

7. Decembrie 2020, 06:08:40
stingray1 
Subiectul: Re: Mummies Jokes
stingray1: correcting my typo to wrap music,

7. Decembrie 2020, 08:50:50
pgt 
If you can’t think of a word say “I forgot the English word for it.” That way people will think you’re bilingual instead of an idiot.

7. Decembrie 2020, 08:56:50
Mousetrap 
Subiectul: Re:
pgt:

18. Decembrie 2020, 07:01:17
stingray1 
Subiectul: Christmas Jokes
Q. What goes oh! oh! oh!?
A. Santa walking backwards!

Q. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
A. Rude-olph!

Q. What kind of music do Santa's helpers like?
A. Wrap music!

Q.What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
A. Silent Night!

12. Ianuarie 2021, 23:55:20
Skyking 
haha

16. Ianuarie 2021, 10:54:01
Mousetrap 
Subiectul: Re: Christmas Jokes
stingray1: Yep yep good

5. Iunie 2021, 10:08:50
pgt 
I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought “That’s the last thing I need!”

5. Iunie 2021, 17:06:42
Skyking 
ooookkkkk

6. Iunie 2021, 01:03:02
ketchuplover 
Subiectul: Re:
pgt:

INFINITE GUFFAWAGE :)

16. Iunie 2021, 18:04:47
ketchuplover 
Subiectul: Did you hear the one about the proctologists?
They fell in glove :)

7. Noiembrie 2021, 00:51:45
ketchuplover 
Subiectul: Never Forget!
the 5th of November

11. Aprilie 2022, 23:40:17
ketchuplover 
Subiectul: "My Wife's side of the...
water bed is frozen" - Rodney Dangerfield

18. Iulie 2022, 20:31:43
ketchuplover 
2 out of 3 words using the letters s a m p aren't bad

6. Ianuarie 2023, 09:12:36
pgt 
No jokes for about six months! What a sad world!

Ok!!

Someone stole my credit card, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did!

9. Ianuarie 2023, 12:35:49
Mousetrap 
Subiectul: Re:
pgt:

1. Aprilie 2023, 19:02:07
ketchuplover 
Subiectul: looketh
over there!

18. Februarie 2024, 07:05:17
BadBoy7 
Subiectul: funny joke
A wife gives her husband a cheating test.
A man's wife wanted to know how her husband would react if she was to just up and leave one day so she came up with a way to trick her husband into thinking she had left. She wrote a note saying how she was tired of living with him and doesn't want to put up with him anymore. She left the note on the kitchen counter and hid under the bed and waited for her husband to come home.

Her husband soon came home, saw the note and wrote something on it. Immediately he started dancing and singing while changing into another pair of clothes. He than proceeds to dial someone and says: Hey babe the idiot finally had enough of me, I was so stupid to marry her wish I found you first, I'll be over in 10 minutes! He than rushes out the door and drives off in his car.

The wife comes out from under the bed, tears in her eyes goes to read what her husband had wrote on the note, it said; " I can see your feet sticking out from under the bed idiot, I have gone to buy some beer."

18. Februarie 2024, 15:56:13
Smiler. 
Subiectul: Re: funny joke
Modificat de Smiler. (19. Februarie 2024, 14:50:26)
BadBoy7: That was very funny.

3. Aprilie 2024, 19:19:21
ketchuplover 
Subiectul: My Snow Shoes...
melted

4. Aprilie 2024, 15:49:45
Smiler. 
Subiectul: Re: My Snow Shoes...
ketchuplover:

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