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24. desember 2007, 03:18:32
Eriisa 
groan

16. august 2007, 23:50:19
Eriisa 
Emne: Re: Teethbrush
Summertop: ROFL!!!!

11. juli 2007, 04:07:04
Eriisa 
Emne: Re: Why Why Why?
Modifisert av Eriisa (11. juli 2007, 04:08:04)
rod03801:



something funny


(as requested)

7. juli 2007, 14:33:15
Eriisa 
Emne: Re: Top ten ways to procrastinate
Thad: LOLOL!!!!!

11. april 2006, 01:26:13
Eriisa 
Emne: Re:
Maxxina: ROFL!!!!! I had to print that one out!

22. mars 2006, 04:28:53
Eriisa 
Emne: Re: Angels
Sarah1980: ROFL!!!!

22. mars 2006, 02:56:30
Eriisa 
Emne: What is intelligence?
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him."

So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean, intelligence'?"

The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!"

The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."

21. mars 2006, 01:47:00
Eriisa 
Emne: Re:
Floyd Krieger: why, yes it is, very funny!

Love that every time I hear it, Sarah!

23. februar 2006, 21:10:55
Eriisa 
yeah, I liked that one!

2. februar 2006, 17:40:11
Eriisa 
dare I admit to #11?

25. januar 2006, 14:01:15
Eriisa 
Emne: Re: Bush has got to go
redfrog: ROFL!!!! I love it!

16. januar 2006, 22:45:31
Eriisa 
ROFL~ I love that one every time I read it!

11. desember 2005, 04:34:00
Eriisa 
Emne: Re: quiz
amandalove: ok, how's you do that! lol

18. november 2005, 03:30:55
Eriisa 
Emne: Re: your brain on brainking
nobleheart: Still ROFLing

28. september 2005, 17:16:35
Eriisa 
Emne: Re:
Backoff: LMAO! oh Bubba, that is too funny!!!! Did ya show that to Mary?

27. september 2005, 21:20:25
Eriisa 
Emne: Re:
ScarletRose: LMAO!!! That was great!

14. juli 2005, 14:33:14
Eriisa 
Emne: Re: Just a friendly reminder.
ClayNashvilleTn: hey I LIKE those weeds !!!

22. juni 2005, 11:14:36
Eriisa 
<shaked head in despair>

15. juni 2005, 02:54:27
Eriisa 
----- picking self up off the floor!

4. juni 2005, 00:18:01
Eriisa 
Emne: Re:
gekrompen hoofd: yes, there are many good jokes on here. I'm glad you enjoy it.

3. juni 2005, 18:36:43
Eriisa 
Emne: Question....
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make
sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."

12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

2. juni 2005, 13:32:48
Eriisa 
Emne: Re: Potato clock
pgt: ok, I sound like a 78RPM record set to 33 1/3 and I still don't get it. Is it our American accent?

31. mai 2005, 03:35:52
Eriisa 
Emne: Re: Frogs
harley: ROFL!!!!

why do I think of these as bumble jokes??

12. mai 2005, 13:25:25
Eriisa 
oh!!!!! ROFL!

12. mai 2005, 03:01:25
Eriisa 
Emne: Re: dangerous hackers at irc
BIG BAD WOLF: I didn't think I was non-computer, but I didn't get it. Oh well, maybe next time. <shrug>

24. januar 2005, 00:32:24
Eriisa 
A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of the state he lived in.
After spending the night, his grandfather prepared
breakfast for him consisting of eggs and Bacon.
He noticed a film-like substance on his plate and he questioned his grandfather. "Are these plates
clean?"
His grandfather replied, "Those plates are as clean as cold water can get them, so go on and finish your meal."
That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his
grandfather made for lunch, he noticed tiny specks
around the edge of his plate, and a substance that
looked like egg yolks. He asked again, "Are you
sure these plates are clean?"
Without looking up from his hamburger his
grandfather said, "I told you before, those dishes
are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't
ask me anymore."
Later that afternoon, he was on his way out to get
dinner in a nearby town, As he was leaving, his
grandfather's dog started to growl and wouldn't
let him pass.
He said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me out."
Without diverting his attention from the football
game he was watching his grandfather shouted,
"COLDWATER, go lay down."

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