When you have an "I hate my job" day,try this.On your way home from work,stop at your local pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a johnson and johnson rectal thermometer,be sure you get this brand.when you get home,lock your doors,draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you won't be disturbed...Change into something comfortable and lie down on the bed.Open the package and remove the themometer.Now carefully place it on the table so that it will not become chipped or broken.Take out the literature and read it carefully.You will notice that in small print there is a statement,"every rectal thermometer made by johnson and johnson is personally tested" Now close your eyes and repeat 5 times out loud "I am sooooooooooo glad i do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson!!!!