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7. Marzo 2007, 17:56:08
nobleheart 
Argomento: funny vehicle problem

28. Luglio 2006, 15:48:49
nobleheart 
my karma ran over my dogma

26. Luglio 2006, 19:15:04
nobleheart 
Argomento: more funny signs

8. Luglio 2006, 19:48:25
nobleheart 
Argomento: out in the cornfield

7. Luglio 2006, 03:21:46
nobleheart 
Argomento: what crossed the road?
Modificato da nobleheart (7. Luglio 2006, 03:27:33)
http://www.factsjokesnfun.com/funny_picture/8/small_thumbs/sumos-cross-the-road.jpg

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bob sent me this:
http://www.pypressusa.com/images/BobDylanChickenCartoon%20copy.jpg

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http://cif.rochester.edu/~willdb/refurbished/rj20040604.png

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http://www.murraythechicken.com/jokes/1why.gif

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http://www.ananova.com/images/news/laughlabchickenPA410x223.jpg

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a fowl link:
http://www.whydidthechickencrosstheroad.com/

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What's your favorite chicken?
Fried
Barbequed
Broiled
Rubber
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Why did the pigs cross the road with their laundry?
They wanted to do their hogwash snork snork snork
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Why did the one-handed chicken cross the road?
To get to the secondhand shop.
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Why did the rabbit cross the road?
to get to the hopping mall.
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Why did the wasp cross the road?
It needed to go to the waspital
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How do you keep a dog from crossing the road?
You put him in a barking lot.
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Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?
They go across the road to the retail shop.
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and last but not least,these:
Why did the chicken cross the muddy road and not come back?
Because he didn't want to be a dirty double-crosser.
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Why did the hen go halfway across the road and stop?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
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5. Luglio 2006, 05:35:27
nobleheart 
Argomento: signs of the times2

4. Luglio 2006, 23:17:06
nobleheart 
Argomento: cookie humour?

16. Giugno 2006, 17:26:50
nobleheart 
Argomento: signs of the times

12. Giugno 2006, 22:33:41
nobleheart 
Argomento: ok ok and now for something completely different..funny signs..c'mon can u brats find some:
ok ok so they weren't awake when they made the sign,maybe it was the high elevation..thin air..ya?
http://img241.echo.cx/img241/1885/sign4vp.jpg

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~nmuntal/images/funny%20sign%20church.jpg

9. Giugno 2006, 20:12:32
nobleheart 

8. Giugno 2006, 19:56:20
nobleheart 
Argomento: snorkies

8. Giugno 2006, 18:29:58
nobleheart 
Argomento: Re: at the cocktail party
irishfrenchkiss: lol..what a chilly quip that was:
http://www.laze.net/images/other/oops.jpg

31. Maggio 2006, 18:33:53
nobleheart 

12. Maggio 2006, 20:36:52
nobleheart 
Modificato da nobleheart (12. Maggio 2006, 20:38:03)

11. Maggio 2006, 16:48:11
nobleheart 
Argomento: more funny fotos
Modificato da nobleheart (11. Maggio 2006, 16:55:45)

9. Maggio 2006, 18:51:26
nobleheart 
Argomento: funny fotos

25. Aprile 2006, 17:31:14
nobleheart 
Argomento: hey!!!
how did I get a doggie face¿

24. Aprile 2006, 20:48:32
nobleheart 
Argomento: a challenge to all our members with funny-bones
Modificato da nobleheart (24. Aprile 2006, 20:48:58)

24. Aprile 2006, 19:19:48
nobleheart 
Modificato da nobleheart (24. Aprile 2006, 20:49:32)
2 cannibals were eating a comedian,one looked up at the other & said"does this taste funny to you?"

har har ho ho hee hee

17. Aprile 2006, 23:18:47
nobleheart 
Argomento: this is funny

17. Aprile 2006, 23:15:33
nobleheart 
Argomento: Re: The world's shortest fairytale
The Usurper: ah you don't know from funny

14. Aprile 2006, 04:39:36
nobleheart 
Argomento: no comment

14. Aprile 2006, 04:30:27
nobleheart 
Argomento: this is on my shopping list now

14. Aprile 2006, 04:28:46
nobleheart 
he he he there is much truth in humour eh Maxxina...nice one

3. Aprile 2006, 23:59:52
nobleheart 
Argomento: hey ScarletRose

6. Marzo 2006, 22:35:02
nobleheart 
Argomento: Re:
amandalove: I have some clever,mathematicial & physics limmericks I could not post here if anyone is interested

2. Marzo 2006, 19:33:20
nobleheart 
Argomento: a search engine for those who like ducks

25. Febbraio 2006, 21:50:47
nobleheart 
Argomento: cat stuff
"Dogs have owners, cats have staff." - Unknown
"To please himself only, the cat purrs." - Irish Proverb

"The last thing I would accuse a cat of is innocence." - Edward Paley (1786- 1847)

"Honest as the Cat when the meat's out of reach." - Old English saying

"There are no ordinary cats." - Colette

"The smallest feline is a masterpiece." - Leonardo da Vinci

"Nothing's more playful than a young cat, nor more grave than an old one." - Thomas Fuller

"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens." - Abraham Lincoln

1. Febbraio 2006, 21:45:43
nobleheart 
Argomento: have you heard the curly shuffle
Modificato da nobleheart (2. Febbraio 2006, 02:46:42)
its here:

Hear It

Lyrics

29. Gennaio 2006, 22:00:59
nobleheart 
Modificato da nobleheart (2. Febbraio 2006, 02:47:13)

21. Gennaio 2006, 01:54:20
nobleheart 
Argomento: I hope all you BK brats enjoyed the holidays...
...meditated on the true meaning of the season...
and didnt do anything to crazy for new years:
http://www.curiousjosh.com/gallery/albums/seaofdreamsla04/PICT1131.jpg


all the best to everyone in this year.

22. Dicembre 2005, 04:59:59
nobleheart 
Argomento: ty..I love calvin & hobbs
Modificato da nobleheart (2. Febbraio 2006, 02:51:22)

20. Dicembre 2005, 06:30:43
nobleheart 
Argomento: santa humour
Modificato da nobleheart (2. Febbraio 2006, 02:56:29)

4. Dicembre 2005, 18:37:53
nobleheart 
Argomento: re :Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

22. Novembre 2005, 04:51:37
nobleheart 
Argomento: more silliness
There once was an angler from Brooklyn
Who ate all the fish that he took in
He was once heard to wish
While eating his fish
"I shouldn't have left the damn hook in"
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There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think -
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

21. Novembre 2005, 06:03:25
nobleheart 
Argomento: Re: notable replies
amandalove: ty amanda,that is soo cool,and appeals to my scifi intellect.any more like that,feel free to share.
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how about these:
A graduate student from Trinity
Computed the cube of infinity;
But it gave him the fidgets
To write down all those digits,
So he dropped math and took up divinity.
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A burleycque dancer, a pip
Named Virginia, could peel in a zip;
But she read science fiction
and died of constriction
Attempting a Moebius strip.
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Three jolly sailors from Blaydon-on-Tyne,
They went to sea in a bottle by Klein,
Since the sea was inside the hull,
The scenery seen was exceedingly dull.
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A research professor Renee,
Cloned people from ape DNA.
The project went well,
Anyone can tell,
'Cause they're members of congress today.
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Miss Farad was pretty and sensual
And charged to a reckless potential;
But a rascal named Ohm
Conducted her home -
Her decline was, alas, exponential.
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There once was a girl named Irene,
who lived on distilled kerosene.
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon,
And since then has never benzene!
--
An electron, while trav'ling in space,
Met a positron there "face-to-face."
The electron then sighed,
At the sight of his bride
And they "died" in a loving embrace.
--

20. Novembre 2005, 02:24:39
nobleheart 
Argomento: blonde jokies

18. Novembre 2005, 23:15:37
nobleheart 
Argomento: he he he

16. Novembre 2005, 01:23:50
nobleheart 
Argomento: your brain on brainking
we have all seen I think the anti-drug commercial on tv"your brain on drugs":
http://www.whitestonecafe.com/images/142_eggs-pan.jpg
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well this is "your brain on brainking":
http://www.poopyjoe.com/a/images2/stress.jpg

1. Novembre 2005, 00:26:55
nobleheart 
Argomento: Re: Really cheeeeeeeeeeeeeezy joke....

31. Ottobre 2005, 18:08:21
nobleheart 
Argomento: Re: Really cheeeeeeeeeeeeeezy joke....
Lamby: Lamby's been out in the cornfield again (groooaan)
--
http://www.theholidayspot.com/halloween/jokes.htm

25. Ottobre 2005, 02:29:05
nobleheart 
yes lol

25. Ottobre 2005, 02:17:56
nobleheart 

25. Ottobre 2005, 01:13:23
nobleheart 
Argomento: Re: Remember him in a moment of silence
ScarletRose: LSHIPML..fthats very clever ScarletRose,did u make that up or find it?

19. Ottobre 2005, 03:00:47
nobleheart 
some fun stuff
weird-search-engines

strange stuff search engine
http://www.altervistas.com/

find a grave search engine
http://findagrave.com/index.html
http://findagrave.com/php/famous.php?page=gSearch&page=gSearch&globalSearchCriteria=

find the weather history of a place on any date
http://www.weatherunderground.com/history/airport/EDDI/1998/12/3/DailyHistory.html

find song lyrics re any keyword entered search engine
http://www.searchlyrics.org/?artist=&song=&lyric=ketchup

17. Ottobre 2005, 19:41:44
nobleheart 
Argomento: 8^\

16. Ottobre 2005, 01:43:50
nobleheart 
Argomento: watch about the blonde jokes..

14. Ottobre 2005, 06:10:15
nobleheart 
Argomento: chuckle

12. Ottobre 2005, 02:59:02
nobleheart 
neither was just walking along the river edge

12. Ottobre 2005, 02:51:17
nobleheart 
Argomento: Re:
Modificato da nobleheart (12. Ottobre 2005, 02:59:11)
skipinnz: I dont hike through the woods with pants oFF!
maybe you need to go here:

Link edited due to nudity..

Please peeps try to remember children are present.. young children..

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