Following this simple advice I finally found the inner peace that I'd been searching for. The article offering the advice simply said "Finish all the things you have started." So I looked around the house to find all the things I had started yet hadn't finished..... and before starting work this morning, I have finished of a bottle of Barcadi, a bottle of Red Wine, a bottle of the Best Scotch, my Prozac, a handful of Valium, a small box of chocolates, 2 litres of Foster's lager, a can of cider, a large Joint and a bit of Cheddar Cheese.

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