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11. July 2006, 21:20:23
yoyudax 
Subject: enjoy!!
A Newfoundland Love Poem (Who said Newfies weren't
romantic?)

Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No woman who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me grannies grave now
The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as
I Was ever gonna get

No matter wot u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the hockey's on
And fetch another beer.

12. July 2006, 07:03:29
Haridaspal 
Subject: Re: enjoy!!
yoyudax:
Aaah! That was fantastic! Made my day!!! Thanks a lot.

Should I recite it to my wife when I go home this evening? Please advise.

12. July 2006, 13:49:04
yoyudax 
Subject: Re: enjoy!!
Haridaspal:

You're on your own there...lol.

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