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22. January 2007, 13:08:57
Adaptable Ali 
<span>THE
FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION
<span>

<span>After
an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on
nutrition and health:
<span>



<span>1.
Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
us.
<span>



<span>2.
Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
us.
<span>



<span>3.
Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
us.
<span>



<span>4.
Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
us.
<span>



<span>5.
Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart
attacks than us.
<span>



<span>CONCLUSION:<span>
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills
you.


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