A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
(hide) If all of a sudden the site shows up in a different language, just click the flag for your language and it will be back to normal. (pauloaguia) (show all tips)