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31. March 2004, 05:45:17
Backoff 
You gotta love Robin Williams... Leave it to Robin Williams to come up

with the perfect plan . what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand

up and repeat this message.

Robin William's plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan

for peace. So, here's one plan.

1.) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their

affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,

Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never "interfere"

again.

2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with

Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We

would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the

fence.

3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.

We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be

gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are.

France would welcome them.

4.) All ! future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days

unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be

allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide

here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more

cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.

If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy

wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will

require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will

have to cope for a while.

7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel!

for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go

somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells

filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will

not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,

cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or

given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't

need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building

would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens

10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one

can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is

ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.



"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your

tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,

'You want a piece of me?'"

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