BrainKing - Discussion boards (Politics)

You Are 65% Conservative, 35% Liberal
Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Many of the "tests" have limited answers for their questions.

9. November 2012, 07:11:17

The Col

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Artful Dodger: I asked for the test you supposedly took, not your spin

9. November 2012, 07:14:16

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The Col: I said bite me

9. November 2012, 08:10:39

The Col

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Artful Dodger: btw, I have only heard women say "bite me" is that your liberal side?

10. November 2012, 01:59:52

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The Col: [ btw, I have only heard women say "bite me" ]

I've heard women say all sorts of things, but never that. Why would they say that to you?

10. November 2012, 03:23:26

Subject: Re:Why would they say that to you?

Iamon lyme: Maybe they think he's hungry?

10. November 2012, 04:01:34

Subject: Re:Why would they say that to you?

Artful Dodger: I tried to find the exact meaning of the expression "bite me", but all I've been able to come away with is the understanding that it's not meant to be a compliment... big deal, I knew that before I began my time consuming in-depth two minute research project.

10. November 2012, 04:29:48

Subject: Re:Bite me

Iamon lyme: Idiomatic expression of discontent

10. November 2012, 04:13:09

Subject: Re:Why would they say that to you?

Artful Dodger: [ Maybe they think he's hungry? ]

Naaa, I don't think their first instinct would be to say, "Hey, if you're hungry just take a bite out of me. That should hold you until dinner... or until the next woman walks by."

Women should carry treats with them in case they ever run across a hungry looking man. Seriously, there are hungry men everywhere you go, so why wouldn't they? If they are going to take precautions against getting pregnant then it only makes sense they should also take precautions against getting chewed on.

10. November 2012, 04:25:41

Subject: Re:Why would they say that to you?

Iamon lyme: My wife carries a leather strap. If I'm good she lets me chew on it. If I'm bad she whacks me with it.

10. November 2012, 05:53:00

Subject: Re:Why would they say that to you?

Artful Dodger: [ My wife carries a leather strap. ]

Well there ya go! And for all of you young people out there who might have been wondering about this, romance ISN'T dead! It's just taken a slight turn is all... and gone off in a strange direction. But it's still alive, and that is what is important! Yes.

ohhhh man, what have I gotten myself into here?

10. November 2012, 14:15:04

Mort

Subject: Re: My wife carries a leather strap. If I'm good she lets me chew on it. If I'm bad she whacks me with it.

Artful Dodger: She's taken your bit away again...

I'd speak to your union on that one, it's just totally morally unfair!!

10. November 2012, 17:36:27

Subject: Re: My wife carries a leather strap. If I'm good she lets me chew on it. If I'm bad she whacks me with it.

(V): No worries. I kinda like the leather look.

10. November 2012, 19:55:25

Mort

Subject: Re: My wife carries a leather strap. If I'm good she lets me chew on it. If I'm bad she whacks me with it.

Artful Dodger: No no no no no no noooooo... you gotta stand up for your rights to be dominated properly. That bit allowance dates back generations.

..... It's traditional.

10. November 2012, 23:10:14

Subject: Re: My wife carries a leather strap. If I'm good she lets me chew on it. If I'm bad she whacks me with it.

(V):

10. November 2012, 05:05:02

rod03801

Subject: Re:Why would they say that to you?

Iamon lyme: Seems as though it was a silly attempt to make you seem less than masculine. Sort of a teenager-ish tactic. But a silly one, personally I've heard it said equally from men or women.

10. November 2012, 05:42:27

Subject: Re:Why would they say that to you?

rod03801: He directed that comment to AD, but I hear what you're saying about the level of maturity. Actually, the comment he made sounded a bit catty so it all evens out. *</:oP

10. November 2012, 23:59:03

The Col

Subject: Re:Why would they say that to you?

rod03801: Yeah, hardly up to the high standards of this board ,and clearly worth making one of your rare appearances

11. November 2012, 00:13:48

rod03801

Subject: Re:Why would they say that to you?

Modified by rod03801 (11. November 2012, 00:14:56)

The Col: Your continued rudeness will not be tolerated. I will thank you ahead of time to rein it in.

9. November 2012, 07:23:01