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A place to share jokes, funny stories, and to just laugh in general :-)



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All jokes should be family friendly.
No profanity
No jokes of a sexual nature

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7. března 2007, 17:56:08
nobleheart 
Subjekt: funny vehicle problem

28. července 2006, 15:48:49
nobleheart 
my karma ran over my dogma

26. července 2006, 19:15:04
nobleheart 
Subjekt: more funny signs

8. července 2006, 19:48:25
nobleheart 
Subjekt: out in the cornfield

7. července 2006, 03:21:46
nobleheart 
Subjekt: what crossed the road?
Změněno uživatelem nobleheart (7. července 2006, 03:27:33)
http://www.factsjokesnfun.com/funny_picture/8/small_thumbs/sumos-cross-the-road.jpg

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bob sent me this:
http://www.pypressusa.com/images/BobDylanChickenCartoon%20copy.jpg

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http://cif.rochester.edu/~willdb/refurbished/rj20040604.png

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http://www.murraythechicken.com/jokes/1why.gif

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http://www.ananova.com/images/news/laughlabchickenPA410x223.jpg

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a fowl link:
http://www.whydidthechickencrosstheroad.com/

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What's your favorite chicken?
Fried
Barbequed
Broiled
Rubber
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Why did the pigs cross the road with their laundry?
They wanted to do their hogwash snork snork snork
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Why did the one-handed chicken cross the road?
To get to the secondhand shop.
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Why did the rabbit cross the road?
to get to the hopping mall.
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Why did the wasp cross the road?
It needed to go to the waspital
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How do you keep a dog from crossing the road?
You put him in a barking lot.
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Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?
They go across the road to the retail shop.
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and last but not least,these:
Why did the chicken cross the muddy road and not come back?
Because he didn't want to be a dirty double-crosser.
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Why did the hen go halfway across the road and stop?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
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5. července 2006, 05:35:27
nobleheart 
Subjekt: signs of the times2

4. července 2006, 23:17:06
nobleheart 
Subjekt: cookie humour?

16. června 2006, 17:26:50
nobleheart 
Subjekt: signs of the times

12. června 2006, 22:33:41
nobleheart 
Subjekt: ok ok and now for something completely different..funny signs..c'mon can u brats find some:
ok ok so they weren't awake when they made the sign,maybe it was the high elevation..thin air..ya?
http://img241.echo.cx/img241/1885/sign4vp.jpg

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~nmuntal/images/funny%20sign%20church.jpg

9. června 2006, 20:12:32
nobleheart 

8. června 2006, 19:56:20
nobleheart 
Subjekt: snorkies

8. června 2006, 18:29:58
nobleheart 
Subjekt: Re: at the cocktail party
irishfrenchkiss: lol..what a chilly quip that was:
http://www.laze.net/images/other/oops.jpg

31. května 2006, 18:33:53
nobleheart 

12. května 2006, 20:36:52
nobleheart 
Změněno uživatelem nobleheart (12. května 2006, 20:38:03)

11. května 2006, 16:48:11
nobleheart 
Subjekt: more funny fotos
Změněno uživatelem nobleheart (11. května 2006, 16:55:45)

9. května 2006, 18:51:26
nobleheart 
Subjekt: funny fotos

25. dubna 2006, 17:31:14
nobleheart 
Subjekt: hey!!!
how did I get a doggie face¿

24. dubna 2006, 20:48:32
nobleheart 
Subjekt: a challenge to all our members with funny-bones
Změněno uživatelem nobleheart (24. dubna 2006, 20:48:58)

24. dubna 2006, 19:19:48
nobleheart 
Změněno uživatelem nobleheart (24. dubna 2006, 20:49:32)
2 cannibals were eating a comedian,one looked up at the other & said"does this taste funny to you?"

har har ho ho hee hee

17. dubna 2006, 23:18:47
nobleheart 
Subjekt: this is funny

17. dubna 2006, 23:15:33
nobleheart 
Subjekt: Re: The world's shortest fairytale
The Usurper: ah you don't know from funny

14. dubna 2006, 04:39:36
nobleheart 
Subjekt: no comment

14. dubna 2006, 04:30:27
nobleheart 
Subjekt: this is on my shopping list now

14. dubna 2006, 04:28:46
nobleheart 
he he he there is much truth in humour eh Maxxina...nice one

3. dubna 2006, 23:59:52
nobleheart 
Subjekt: hey ScarletRose

6. března 2006, 22:35:02
nobleheart 
Subjekt: Re:
amandalove: I have some clever,mathematicial & physics limmericks I could not post here if anyone is interested

2. března 2006, 19:33:20
nobleheart 
Subjekt: a search engine for those who like ducks

25. února 2006, 21:50:47
nobleheart 
Subjekt: cat stuff
"Dogs have owners, cats have staff." - Unknown
"To please himself only, the cat purrs." - Irish Proverb

"The last thing I would accuse a cat of is innocence." - Edward Paley (1786- 1847)

"Honest as the Cat when the meat's out of reach." - Old English saying

"There are no ordinary cats." - Colette

"The smallest feline is a masterpiece." - Leonardo da Vinci

"Nothing's more playful than a young cat, nor more grave than an old one." - Thomas Fuller

"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens." - Abraham Lincoln

1. února 2006, 21:45:43
nobleheart 
Subjekt: have you heard the curly shuffle
Změněno uživatelem nobleheart (2. února 2006, 02:46:42)
its here:

Hear It

Lyrics

29. ledna 2006, 22:00:59
nobleheart 
Změněno uživatelem nobleheart (2. února 2006, 02:47:13)

21. ledna 2006, 01:54:20
nobleheart 
Subjekt: I hope all you BK brats enjoyed the holidays...
...meditated on the true meaning of the season...
and didnt do anything to crazy for new years:
http://www.curiousjosh.com/gallery/albums/seaofdreamsla04/PICT1131.jpg


all the best to everyone in this year.

22. prosince 2005, 04:59:59
nobleheart 
Subjekt: ty..I love calvin & hobbs
Změněno uživatelem nobleheart (2. února 2006, 02:51:22)

20. prosince 2005, 06:30:43
nobleheart 
Subjekt: santa humour
Změněno uživatelem nobleheart (2. února 2006, 02:56:29)

4. prosince 2005, 18:37:53
nobleheart 
Subjekt: re :Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

22. listopadu 2005, 04:51:37
nobleheart 
Subjekt: more silliness
There once was an angler from Brooklyn
Who ate all the fish that he took in
He was once heard to wish
While eating his fish
"I shouldn't have left the damn hook in"
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There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think -
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

21. listopadu 2005, 06:03:25
nobleheart 
Subjekt: Re: notable replies
amandalove: ty amanda,that is soo cool,and appeals to my scifi intellect.any more like that,feel free to share.
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how about these:
A graduate student from Trinity
Computed the cube of infinity;
But it gave him the fidgets
To write down all those digits,
So he dropped math and took up divinity.
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A burleycque dancer, a pip
Named Virginia, could peel in a zip;
But she read science fiction
and died of constriction
Attempting a Moebius strip.
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Three jolly sailors from Blaydon-on-Tyne,
They went to sea in a bottle by Klein,
Since the sea was inside the hull,
The scenery seen was exceedingly dull.
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A research professor Renee,
Cloned people from ape DNA.
The project went well,
Anyone can tell,
'Cause they're members of congress today.
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Miss Farad was pretty and sensual
And charged to a reckless potential;
But a rascal named Ohm
Conducted her home -
Her decline was, alas, exponential.
--
There once was a girl named Irene,
who lived on distilled kerosene.
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon,
And since then has never benzene!
--
An electron, while trav'ling in space,
Met a positron there "face-to-face."
The electron then sighed,
At the sight of his bride
And they "died" in a loving embrace.
--

20. listopadu 2005, 02:24:39
nobleheart 
Subjekt: blonde jokies

18. listopadu 2005, 23:15:37
nobleheart 
Subjekt: he he he

16. listopadu 2005, 01:23:50
nobleheart 
Subjekt: your brain on brainking
we have all seen I think the anti-drug commercial on tv"your brain on drugs":
http://www.whitestonecafe.com/images/142_eggs-pan.jpg
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well this is "your brain on brainking":
http://www.poopyjoe.com/a/images2/stress.jpg

1. listopadu 2005, 00:26:55
nobleheart 
Subjekt: Re: Really cheeeeeeeeeeeeeezy joke....

31. října 2005, 18:08:21
nobleheart 
Subjekt: Re: Really cheeeeeeeeeeeeeezy joke....
Lamby: Lamby's been out in the cornfield again (groooaan)
--
http://www.theholidayspot.com/halloween/jokes.htm

25. října 2005, 02:29:05
nobleheart 
yes lol

25. října 2005, 02:17:56
nobleheart 

25. října 2005, 01:13:23
nobleheart 
Subjekt: Re: Remember him in a moment of silence
ScarletRose: LSHIPML..fthats very clever ScarletRose,did u make that up or find it?

19. října 2005, 03:00:47
nobleheart 
some fun stuff
weird-search-engines

strange stuff search engine
http://www.altervistas.com/

find a grave search engine
http://findagrave.com/index.html
http://findagrave.com/php/famous.php?page=gSearch&page=gSearch&globalSearchCriteria=

find the weather history of a place on any date
http://www.weatherunderground.com/history/airport/EDDI/1998/12/3/DailyHistory.html

find song lyrics re any keyword entered search engine
http://www.searchlyrics.org/?artist=&song=&lyric=ketchup

17. října 2005, 19:41:44
nobleheart 
Subjekt: 8^\

16. října 2005, 01:43:50
nobleheart 
Subjekt: watch about the blonde jokes..

14. října 2005, 06:10:15
nobleheart 
Subjekt: chuckle

12. října 2005, 02:59:02
nobleheart 
neither was just walking along the river edge

12. října 2005, 02:51:17
nobleheart 
Subjekt: Re:
Změněno uživatelem nobleheart (12. října 2005, 02:59:11)
skipinnz: I dont hike through the woods with pants oFF!
maybe you need to go here:

Link edited due to nudity..

Please peeps try to remember children are present.. young children..

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