no offence of course....just thought it might lighten things up :)


One blonde in Pilsen asks another:
"Which is further, Prague or the Moon?".

The other replies: "Like HELLOOOOO, can you see Prague from here???

thank you and filed away for future reference :)

Thank you Bwildman :) and you will notice that again ....NO ANSWER

MrLoupCity :)
what a wonderful gesture :0) and thank you so much
No way would I take any of your time so I could be a member, thanks you so much.
Harley offered to assist me, but I have decided that BerniceC will no longer be a paid member...all games are currently ebing finished and thank you to all that have suffered my pathetic game ratings, but I do it for the enjoyment...
Again thanks for the offers that I have had, but Im not playing as BerniceC again after the current games are finished.

to those in the path of the cyclone?

Harley???***I've never had a text message! Its always worked great for me too. Not had a problem at all.***

How do you finish the transaction on moneybookers?

They tell you that a number will be sent to your phone and you have to put it in before the transaction is complete....this is why I couldnt use it...I used my GF phone but we never got the confirmation code??

Im confused??

Nothing new I know but..... LOLOL
Even whisperzQ had trouble with moneybookers, and he said it costs australians to use it..
Oh well..no worries now

look at this :(
http://brainking.com/game/ArchivedGame?g=427034

I might add that BerniceC will not be renewing her membership because of various anomilies. I would ask that all those opponents please get their butt into gear and play their games with me HEHEHEHEHE....I dont really want to resign games but will If I have to :(
thanks:)

you cant do that LOLOLOL....you havent deserved it hehehehe

still being the absolute idiot...you havent heard of anyone else having problems??? here is part of a message I received from WhisperzQ

***Hi Bernice

I have recently renewed my membership too and was not particlularly fussed with the options available.

Eventually went with the Paypal option as we already have a paypal account which we use for a few things ... the MoneyBrokers one scared me a little and it is not free (for us Aussies). ***

Recommendation.....shut your mouth and keep out of other peoples business.....Sorry Harley

No more to be said on this matter....the boy is a fool, and children should be seen and not heard :)

there is nothing wrong with my credit card...

it is the phone part

we have not recieved the sms with the confirming code so cannot go any further :(

+61 was our country code and that was there :(
it seems to do that automatically

there was no SMS Fencer....there fore no code to put in :( still waiting and still no SMS, message:( we have cancelled it because my friend has to go home :(

Ive sent email offering other options...please advise

my bank does not offer the American Express option im sorry....it is a building society and doesnt operate the same as a bank :(

Please tell me...can i send you a money order or something similar and if so because of the time it will take to send to you, will I be downgraded to a pawn?
When I have the relevant money order or bank cheque or whatever i can send you an attachment to an email if that will convince you that im genuine :( this is such a hassle

as usual you are an idiot and as Jason said you have to keep taking people down.
If you read the message board correctly you would see that I dont have a mobile phone and one is necessary to pay your account.
In future keep your mouth shut on matters that do not concern you.

Townsville Internet Police (TIP) are now called The Forensic Computer Centre...read page 5 Townsville Bulletin , friday 20th.

Thanks Filip :)
am confused at the moment sorry :(

will wait and see what responses i get from WhispersQ and Harley

might even borrow mobile phone number...I will see what happens....still have 12? days

thank you Fencer....I have messaged WhisperzQ...so we will see...

I can send you a post office money order if i know your address....but would you get it in time and would my membership be as a pawn until you received it or would I retain my status?

This isnt really very satisfactory :(

Harley?? could I send you the money and if so How?

what happens if you dont have a mobile phone??????

and also i object to giving out phone numbers, as we all know there are idiots around.

***I cancelled the order, what do I do now?***

OK:) will do it now :)

I have VISA card.

Im up for renewal beginning SEpt.
can some one please tell me the safe SAFE way to pay....I dont have paypal and have never heard of Moneybookers???? is that correct?
Im dubious...WhisperzQ can you advise?..or anybody else for that matter?

hmmmmm...*thinking*....ouch LOLOL
no we have always have the shepherds bit....but then New Zealanders are knows for their affiliation with sheep HAHAHAHAAHA

red sky in morning - shepherds warning,
red sky at night - shepherds delight.

**EDIT**
well there ya go never heard of the sailor one before...thank you Mr Google :)

off topic i know but at least it is friendly :)

Looks as tho it is back to you....do you know of any Czech translation sites???

it does make it hard for us english speaking commoners :)

Could be another business venture for you Fencer...LOLOL

you could charge $5 per six months to use the translation site ROFLMBO :)

thanks Kevin ...

***EDIT***
No that isnt any good...no czech translations :(
thanks anyway for your suggestion

re the language problems :)

Just a link on each page on the left so that we can copy/paste what has been said into the language converter.
That way we could find out what was said and could then type in our answer and reply immediately. To me it is a bit rude having to just ignore what was said until I can find out the meaning of what was said :(

great thanks :)

More important to me is the language difference from basik english to Czech(sp)
I have some lovely people I play with and when I say something like***if I dont get some great doubles I will resign as I dont think I can go any further***

I get back a message that lookes like this

nevim, co rikas, ale urcite mas pravdu :-)
hehehehe
only to be told by Fencer "i dont know what you said but you are right" heheheheheyh

being a woman that is a great answer...
OK
What i would like is Czech/english translantion on each and every page (game page that is)
So at least I dont have to be rude and I dont have to ask others for translation..
Is it possible??
Fencer?

hahahaha you lot are all mad :)

oops....Fencer clock and mine different LOLOLOL
5.40 here

that post for me was 17:27:06
time now is 17:35:?

Well...it has just taken at least 4 minutes to get here again and ive found my problem is.....
I play my more and click "go to next game"
i then have to hit "refresh" otherwise I would be sitting her this time tomorrow LOLOLOL

I am with a good "provider" not a cheap, get everything for nothing, limited crap.

I have asked them what the problem could be abd they say,"they do not have any access problems to anywhere...

Fencer....could it be that my provider isnt compatible with something??? now dont start laughing, scoffing etc....i admit i dont know Jack ship (heheh) about things...but for me it seems to happen too often....Im serious here and would like some answers.....
cant play....so off to have dinner and will see all tomorrow :)

it is now 5.03 and it has taken this long for the page to reload after my post :( :( :(....ive done all my vacuuming and dusting :(

desperately, desperately slow here...all other sites OK...anybody else....it just took 2 minutes to load this BK page :(

i got VLiK

Eriisa LOLOL
w o l f = wolf hehehehe....sorry

still deadly slow..:(
having difficult playing games :(

maybe shadowy figure is causing the problems hehehehe


***joking***

UMMMMMM....shadowy....congrats on 1 year :) ....isnt it about time you upgraded....you can only be a bludger/freebie-rider for so long :)
welcome to the real world

same ole :( same ole :(
Is the site extremely slow again?
pages taking forever to load...i have done all the vacuuming and dusting required LOLOL

i have had great difficulty with this site today...anyone else?

Consequence:

Upon a first infraction, a written warning is given to the user.
Upon a second infraction, the user will be banned from any board or boards in which the violations took place.
Upon a third infraction, the user will be "muted", and unable to post on any board.
Upon a fourth infraction, if the user continues to make overtures through another member posting for him or her, or if links to other websites or other media are provided to give the muted party a "voice", all participating users will be banned from the site.
BrainKing staff reserves a right to skip any of the mentioned steps of consequences if the circumstances make it necessary.

***suggestion***
upon publication of personal details that do NOT pertain to yourself, IMMEDIATE expulsion.

I notice that LongJohn has deleted his post completely from tyhis board instead of it just having a *EDITED* on the message.

Thank you to all who had my personal details deleted from here, and as has been said on the Gen Chat board, it is in the hands of the Townsville Police :(

It is a sorry day when a person cannot play games for the sicko's that haunt the internet.

I would warn all on here to beware of LongJohn, and Im sorry Harley, but I do think this is in the interest of the BrainKing.com board.

I would also add that the address that he has and has posted on here is NOT my address :) the local phone book has that address and it has been wrong for the 15 years I have lived here :) hehehehe...thankfully I get my bills sent to a Post Office Box.

Not laughing....but asking???

Why would I pay more for your Pic Fencer ( handsome devil LOLOLOL)
than for the BK logo?
does it get me a position on the BK board?... if so Im buying LOLOL
if it dont well I actually like the look of the SNAKE...on his own...with the initials of the QWERTY girl, the Bernice people?? and the other accounts of this particular person who takes his meds occaisionaly, also his/her pic...underneath
that way I could go to the local army base, and ask about this very deceptive person!!!!

to ME this would be good :)

then i would buy your pic Fencer :)....promise LOLOLOL
*edited for spelling ONLY*

WOW...then the breakdown in BK was only on my end? at least 2 hours i was unable to access yesterday afternoon?

Thanks Fencer :)
the bubbba account that was set up as a test must have still been in the data base.....that was 18 months ago and for the information of the doubtful....was NEVER used to play any games :)

i do not have multiple ID's on here nor do I have an alter ego LOL and the only time my REAL email address has been used was to pay my own account and the account of a person who shall remain nameless.

Check out your own multiple ID's

I just went to MyProfile to change from "no country" listing to Australia flag and it tells me i cant because my email is already listed with another account??????

Please Fencer make me australian LOLOL

is this or could this be a small bug?

who is the 67 year old woman who won 400 odd million dollars in the lotto.....is she one of our members and if so can you make a SMALL donation to Brainking....
:) 67years old....bet she is looking very attractive to a lot of people LOLOL :)

ummmm how do i do that....take them off fav's?
......dont worry i dont want to know :)


Im going to have Steve tell me what a dickhead or idiot or stupid or just beyond redemtion to be told anything :( ;(

Sorry steveie....just using you as an example here

Im not Banned anywhere at this particular moment unless you have other ideas of course ROFLMBO.....
what i am saying is..... and READ MY LIPS...some fellowships i have been invited to Im afraid to post to because all people that do seem to be "banned"

How can i have these in the background like i had before.....I regularly visit, but never speak.......HARD TO BELIEVE....but true :)

Fencer.....i DO visit them, but have found that if you post in some of these fellowships you are banned :)....Dont be naive dear, you know what and who i mean:) just ask some of our more prolific member posters ROFLMBO :)

i do not like the way that "Favourite Boards and Fellowships" are being treated as one :(
meaning that my favourite board are JUST THAT and fellowships are just that....i dont like the red numbers beside all boards...some fellowships i never visit....is this a way to stop an over abundance of emeberships to boards :(
**EDIT** when i say that some fellowships i never visit...i actually mean i never post, and some for obvious reasons, cause as soon as you do they ban ya LOLOLOL

me too LOLOLOL....asked for membership but to no avail.....damn they tough in there heheheh

but underneath they are all girls anyway...hehehe