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27. октомври 2006, 22:46:52
Fiona 
Относно: sent by a good friend of mine
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.

THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE."

THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.

AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!"

"DEAD?" SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?"

"WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER."

HIS FRIEND SAYS, "COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH."

"A WITCH, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?"

"WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW

27. октомври 2006, 22:49:31
King Reza 
Относно: Re: sent by a good friend of mine
Fiona: Thanks Fiona.  That was one of the few English jokes that have made me laugh.

27. октомври 2006, 22:51:23
Fiona 
Относно: Re: sent by a good friend of mine
King Reza: lol glad you liked it but it was sent to me by an American friend - so the Britts cant take credit for it unfortunately lol

27. октомври 2006, 22:52:28
King Reza 
Относно: Re: sent by a good friend of mine
Fiona:By English I was referring to the Language! 

27. октомври 2006, 22:55:37
Fiona 
Относно: Re: sent by a good friend of mine
King Reza: lol oh ok

29. октомври 2006, 00:59:51
mook53lhd 
Относно: Re: sent by a good friend of mine
Fiona: thats a good 1 .especially with halloween coming. very good mook53lhd

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