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3. marca 2015, 14:01:18
oddson2003 
Subjekt: British general election
Anyone looking forward to the general election on 7th May.

26. februára 2015, 14:07:25
crosseyed 
Yes it amuses me too.

26. februára 2015, 02:24:07
Papa Zoom 
Subjekt: Re:
crosseyed: stuff like that cracks me up lol

25. februára 2015, 09:53:11
crosseyed 

25. februára 2015, 04:46:31
Papa Zoom 
It's the Coyote Principle, folks. It's what separates common sense from liberalism.

BEHOLD:

CALIFORNIA

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie 'Bambi' and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

3. He calls a veterinarian....the vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now safe.

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a 'coyote awareness program' for residents of the area.

7. The State Legislature spends $ 2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.

9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.

TEXAS:

The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $ 0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

2. The buzzards eat the dead coyote.

4. februára 2015, 09:06:28
ketchuplover 
Subjekt: I am...
Moaz Kasasbeh

9. januára 2015, 13:46:57
ketchuplover 

9. januára 2015, 02:26:48
Papa Zoom 
Subjekt: Re: Je Suis...
ketchuplover:

8. januára 2015, 13:26:36
ketchuplover 
Subjekt: Je Suis...
Charlie

2. januára 2015, 06:22:07
Mousetrap 
Subjekt: Re: obama
Papa Zoom:

1. januára 2015, 20:31:05
Papa Zoom 
Subjekt: Re: obama
Mousetrap: Happy New Year

1. januára 2015, 08:50:57
Mousetrap 
Subjekt: Re: obama
Papa Zoom: Nowt New there Happy New Year!

1. januára 2015, 08:49:40
Mousetrap 
Subjekt: Re: Nice way of saying dead lol
crosseyed: Up the workers!

1. januára 2015, 03:08:51
Papa Zoom 
Subjekt: Re: see? I'm not the only one!
rod03801: I so agree. Hillary would be so bad for our country. I'd like to get rid of most of those in Washington. Most do what's right for their careers and not what's good for the people they represent.

1. januára 2015, 01:21:42
rod03801 
Subjekt: Re: see? I'm not the only one!
Papa Zoom: At least we are closer all the time to him being DONE. Hopefully Hillary doesn't take his place.

31. decembra 2014, 19:49:01
Papa Zoom 
Subjekt: see? I'm not the only one!
HackersCantHide retweeted
Liars Never Win ‏@liars_never_win 2h2 hours ago
Obama will still suck
#2015predictions

30. decembra 2014, 03:07:51
Papa Zoom 
Subjekt: Re:
Vikings: Just trying to spice up this dead board. BTW, if you keep moving your eyes back and forth like that you'll get a headache. <---this works too! I've tried it!

30. decembra 2014, 02:42:45
Vikings 

29. decembra 2014, 20:08:29
Papa Zoom 

29. decembra 2014, 20:08:19
Papa Zoom 
Obama sucks.

29. decembra 2014, 13:20:31
crosseyed 
Subjekt: Re: Nice
Mousetrap: Do you mean dead Mouse?

29. decembra 2014, 08:45:01
Mousetrap 
Subjekt: Nice
Wow! This board got well um err nice!

4. novembra 2014, 10:55:11
ketchuplover 
Subjekt: Vote......
Zmenené užívateľom ketchuplover (5. novembra 2014, 01:01:29)
early and often everybody

FULL DISCLOSURE...I did not vote

19. septembra 2014, 21:40:25
SL-Mark 
Subjekt: Re:
PaoloRus: Most of the best whiskeys are 12 years old or older. Indeed, some very good ones are 40 years old. So you can happily keep drinking for quite a few more years yet.

19. septembra 2014, 21:01:50
PaoloRus 
Cowards! I'll never drink scotch whiskey since 19/09 ((
Only Dundee is a Great City.
But I hope that at least Texas will be free next year.)))

19. septembra 2014, 17:45:11
PaoloRus 
:(

19. septembra 2014, 10:46:53
ketchuplover 
Subjekt: Still...
united

16. septembra 2014, 14:55:35
crosseyed 
Subjekt: Re: Predict the Scotland independence referundum result
ketchuplover:

16. septembra 2014, 10:16:10
ketchuplover 
Subjekt: Predict the Scotland independence referundum result
No 53 Yes 47

6. septembra 2014, 01:24:52
Papa Zoom 
There's nothing to read on the politics board except this boring message that I just wrote. Nothing to see here. Move along!

14. augusta 2014, 19:38:59
Papa Zoom 
Subjekt: Re:
Marshmud: excellent use of resources

14. augusta 2014, 17:42:04
ScarletRose 
Subjekt: Re:
Marshmud:  Great Idea..


13. augusta 2014, 11:06:01
ketchuplover 
Subjekt: I like...
your style

13. augusta 2014, 03:37:26
Marshmud 
I still think we should dig a moat along the Mexican border. Take all the dirt to Louisiana and raise the flood stage to a appropriate level then capture the alligators in Florida and put them in the moat. Seems like it would solve some problems.

23. júla 2014, 11:15:39
ketchuplover 
Subjekt: Can the loser...
of the Indonesian prez election be more cliche? SIGH.

23. júla 2014, 07:23:08
Papa Zoom 
Subjekt: Re:
ScarletRose:

21. júla 2014, 20:49:44
ScarletRose 
Subjekt: Re:
Papa Zoom: you are so crafty..


21. júla 2014, 08:14:57
Papa Zoom 
(v)
_/      \_

10. júla 2014, 11:08:56
ketchuplover 
Subjekt: Re: Afghanistan's new president is.......
Papa Zoom: If you are a citizen of Afghanistan I will refund your black rook payment (offer expires 1 year from my notice of presidency) Otherwise you'll have to ask your president. Good luck with that.

10. júla 2014, 05:48:36
ScarletRose 
we need to impeach him.. NOW.. 


10. júla 2014, 04:25:38
Papa Zoom 
Subjekt: Re: Afghanistan's new president is.......
ketchuplover: great...what do I get?

9. júla 2014, 12:18:30
ketchuplover 
Subjekt: Afghanistan's new president is.......
ME! All citizens now have free black rook memberships on BK! Thanks to all other nations for this gift

17. mája 2014, 00:57:13
ketchuplover 
Subjekt: For better or worse..........
India has a new PM

4. apríla 2014, 02:55:38
Papa Zoom 

26. marca 2014, 03:34:37
Papa Zoom 
Oh, I forgot:

26. marca 2014, 03:34:13
Papa Zoom 
Subjekt: Only Jon Stewart can pull this off!

26. marca 2014, 01:33:34
Papa Zoom 
Subjekt: Re:
Pedro Martínez: hmmm, and here I thought it was a request!

24. marca 2014, 18:13:50
Pedro Martínez 
Subjekt: Re:
Papa Zoom: Deal? Mother Russia decides and takes…

23. marca 2014, 22:57:36
Papa Zoom 
Subjekt: Re:
PaoloRus: You can have Alaska but only if you'll agree to take Sarah Palin with the deal.

22. marca 2014, 20:57:06
rod03801 
Subjekt: Re:
PaoloRus:

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