HAHAHA astro LOL...it had a few more hits since you went in but there is NOThING there that was there yesterday LOLOLOL....As you say someone just trying to get hits to his crappy site LOL

Theed??? is this really the done thing...advertising another site on here....it has nothing much there,...when did it open....today? when I was there it had had 18 visitors :( and not very clear what to do, but then I am a bit dense

you know what happens when you start saying things like that HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
sheeeeeesh some people just never learn LOL

But you are so right :) it has been just great

are we having problems?? Im sure i just deleted the same "TIMED OUT" message 3 times :( or am i DYSLEXIC roflmbo

well im sorry....i have to agree with ROD03801...this site is amazing at the moment.
Get your PAID MEMBERSHIP NOW Sir Pussycat and take advantage of the great service hehehehehe

yep....they make a hell of a lot of moves, and yes isnt it amazing....Im flat out making 100 or so in a day....but then im only on for about 3 hours each day :)

I can understand why some of the GUN players on here NEED to play 500-600 games at a time...it creates records etc that can be bragged about at a later/current date.
BUT when someone starts a "FAST GAME OF FIRST FIVE SIGNED UP" anything, and then proceeds to only move twice in 2 weeks......WHY BOTHER...
take the time to play your own tournaments...it is giving me the Sh--ts....waiting for the smart ones to move :(
sorry but had to say something

Please don't growl moi :) hehehehe
but I thought I would try and pay for a 6 months subscription in 2 lots...your payment "thingy" only gives an option of a ONE YEAR purchase :(
At nearly $50 australian this is too much for me
can you suggest another way of doing this...
Im sorry to be a nuisance...but 6 months paid in 2 lots would be good for me :)
If this is too much trouble then please ignore me and I will just have to let my "prize" subscription run out :( :( :(

AND HAHAHAHAHAHA @ bumble....poor Fencer :(

i have Win98 SE and have not attempted to upgrade anything. It does not prevent me from playing games. I just wondered why it was happening and THANKS Gubbe...Im pleased Im not alone :)

Further to our partial conversation during our game...I use IE....but in your post below you have the words " application servers " which are underlined in green on my screen and are a live link.
I clicked on it and here is the URL
http://www.sun.com/emrkt/sunfirev480/
can any one help me as to why certain words or phrases are underlined in green and are clickable links.....Does it have anything to do with my OWN setting?

of course not COLEY....thats what makes the world go round...besides one of these days all the bitchin etc might pay off...we all might win the lotto and donate to Fencer LOL...also why would you want to be in CONTROL of everything in life :)

thanks LIQUID :)
Have already deleted TEMP INT files. but will try and gett the IE upgrades...thanks so much

Im not one for complaining about a win LOL...lets face it i dont win too many.
But when someone resigns, instead of letting me make that final move it just gives me the proverbial SH--TS.
I am an unrated player and HE? had a rating of about 1500...what a crock of c rap...excuse me :( sorry harley

yes :( have deleted every darn thing...defrag, cleaned out all files, rubbish bin, cookies, old files, new files etc etc...you name it...I did it LOL...thanks

I have windows 98 V2 using IE

well I don't know what to say.....
I haven't been ablt to access this site since Tuesday afternoon australian time and it is now Friday evening :(
I have ONE game waiting and when i click on it it gives me their (my opponents turn).
I understand Fencer has been having problems as I emailed him direct and he so kindly explained it sort of.
It is hard for someone like me when your times is limited to catch up on games....today I have now been playing 4 hours to get thru backed up games.
I love this site and the people and would wish all the best to Fencer etc :)

Ill add my congratulations as well :) you go for all you can get eddie...as you said it is your money paying for it :)
Good one and go for the 3000 :)

and I also have a player that hasnt moved since 2nd July in a five in line tourney run by BRY...it is her number 11 five in line tourney and i notice a lot of players havent finished playing....why not just scrap it altogether....most would have timed out by now anyway

HAHAHA good one Fencer LOL...but then I can't really talk either...I wondered why I couldnt go any further after i was eliminated from a tourney...but thanks to KEVIN...he made it possible :)

on my key board it is ALT 665 Ö
and yesterday all day i kept getting
HTTP error...505 internal server error
i couldnt log on at all from midmorning till close of play at about 5.30pm
Why do people make suggestions and then get shot down because of it?
You either donate or you dont.....end of story...there is no need to "blow your own trumpet" over donating..
Get a life and get over it.
Fencer will no doubt get it sorted in time, and I know it is annoying, but there is nothing any of us can do...so lets just let him get on with it in peace :)

when you go to sign up for a donation you can choose your currency and it will tell you how much in your money it will cost....for example today $1US = $1.54 Australian...there is a conversion chart on Fencers "send money" page :)

I dont think the amount of money donated by any given person should be advertised...
reason :- those that gave little would be embarrassed or at the least feel mean...those that gave lots would lord it over the rest....it is human nature to do this.
Unless someone comes up with $100 or more all donations should be acknowledged by name but not by anount...
just my 2 cents worth...OOPS that isnt my donation LOLOLOL

I am playing a tournament game with Eliot61, game number 124540.
He last moved on the 2nd July and i replied to his move on even date.
For me the date is the 19th June and he STILL has 16 days to make his move...UMMMMMM???
bit unfair???

yesterday i had problems getting in :(
This AM....I could only play about 6 games from 25?? in 30 minutes
I have just played 25 games approx in an hour and a half....are we having problems again?
FENCER.....could you please tell me approximately how many games are current on this site at any given moment..approximately :)
would it help to speed up the site to shorten the times before moves?
Maximum of 7 days....I cant beleive that there are people that can only log on once a fortnight/month...perhaps I'm out of touch with the real world LOL

I had about a dozen games to be played and here i am 25 minutes later and I have played them all :)
Thank you so much and you deserve a round of applause....
"CLAP, CLAP, CLAP"

Well Fencer....I dont know if you have started to fix the bits you thought you knew were sorta broke LOL, but access has improved 85%:)

I logged into this site at 3pm my time approx...I had 7 games waiting...it is now 6.08pm and I have just played the 7th game....I know Fencer is sick of hearing these SLOW game complaints but yesterday I had REAl trouble and had to leave some game :(
You do a good job mate and we really appreciate it....this is just for your information....not a complaint :)

im embarrassed....ill admit to it ...IM STUPID lol...its working now so it had to be something i was doing wrong.... sorry to bother you :)

am I stupid?? dont answer thatLOL...i am able to move but cannot submit the move and also there is nowhere for me to write her a massage...can anyone help?

and now im wondering if this is why i have such terrible time getting in...
from today am trying to log out...FENCER....put the logout out button at the top of the page....I didnt even know there was one until today :(....sorry but thanks angus for pointing this out

what happened to the message about NIRVANA? from GMB

to speak to you on my behalf.
Im capable of speaking for my self.
Below is the message I sent and her answer...subject closed

Thank you for your apology.


You are reading a reply to this message:
please accept my deepest apologies....I misunderstood what you were saying....Please forgive me :(

shut up....give up...god ....some of you people are sounding like the knowit all KIDS that get ontp yahoo IT chat boards....if you can do better....do it and shut UP....all I did was post a thanks to Fencer...POOET
now figure that out

I have just read your updated "Tech Info" and you are quite right...a few who keep complaining should read it and look at the link you left there....WOW...

WIZARD....I'm dissapointed...facetiousness isn't needed...I AM disabled for real and have stated in the past that I really cant afford to pay.....that is why I entered KEVIN's competition and was so very lucky to win it...I think bein an Aussie and being so very disabled i would wonder how you can afford $2000 on a computer then?
I have had my computer before I became disabled ...thats my reason...Your connection fee would have to be in excess of $20 per month.....dont talk crap........read my lips ......CRAP

and I might say I really struggle to pay my $29.95 per month to enable me to keep in touch with the wonderful people i have met in here :)

I have asked this before???
Has anyone heard how our "Dolittle" is:(
I'm really starting to worry now....she should have been back ;(
sorry Harley I know it isnt for this board but.....

Now i know this isnt important...BUT

is there anyway you can automatically put all players that im playing with as FRIENDS ON LINE...
when you are playing it would be nice to see who your playing against without having to go to "WHO IS ON LINE".....just a thought

has anybody had any information on Dolittle?
Im starting to worry :(

Oh Dear...not happy to hear that :(
Thinking of her daily

im so please Dolittle is OK.....bet her wee dog is missing her :(

I know this isnt a BK issue, well not for everybody....But "Dolittle" goes into hospital today and wont be available for approx. 7 days...lets wish her luck...and hope that her husband can control her dog hehehe

Kevin....you paid so you can publish :) well mine anyway...I cant obviously speak for the other 2 lucky people :)..Once again....thanks so much

OMG OMG OMG....Im so flabbergasted :)...Thank you so much :)

hear hear....I agree with you Kevin :)

we all get a bit frustrated but you sound down-right pissed.....go somewhere else...*shrugs shoulders*

HAHAHAHA.....I have a mouse with a piece of cheese in its mouth and its head caught in a trap...will this help make things faster for me LOLOLOL....sorry harley this should be somewhere else i know but couldnt resist a bit of levity

well?????......i wanna look....whats the URL?

Is very easy to say....if you could pay it at $2 each month. It is finding the(for me anyway) Australian $50 for membership ALL AT ONCE that is difficult.
Besides...Im one of those people that moves on each game only once a day, because of the time differences...to become a member for that just isnt worth it :(
This subject is becoming boring anyway...it has gone on for 3 days now with about 100 postings and no solutions...lets change the subject????

to those it applies to of course:) and expectant mothers are included LOL

DONT BE OFFENDED



A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps
the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and doing it.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy insists on the family
pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents, come on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his head
down.

Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious."

The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

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