"Sometimes I think it is helpful to think of burial in relation to the earth's crust. What is the radius? Four thousand five hundred miles more or less, to the core of the earth. No, graves are not deep but insignificant, a mere few feet from the surface and not far from fearing and desiring. More or less the same fear, more or less the same desire for thousands of generations. Child, father, father, child doing the same. Fear the same. Desire the same. Upon the crust, beneath the crust, again and again and again. Well, Henderson, what are the generations for, please explain to me? Only to repeat fear and desire without a change? This cannot be what the thing is for, over and over and over. Any good man will try to break the cycle. There is no issue from that cycle for a man who do not take things into his hands."
- Saul Bellow, "Henderson the Rain King"
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"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."
"And why is that, Eve?"
"God, I am lonely and bored, and i'm sick to death of apples!"
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"Man? What is that, God?"
"A flawed, base creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain. He will be witless and will revel in childish things. He'll be bigger than you and will like fighting, hunting and killing things. He won't be too smart, so he will need your advice to think properly. He will have a very limited emotional capacity and will need to be trained. He will look silly when he is aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. And you most certainly will never be bored again!"
"Sounds great," says Eve, with one ironically raised eyebrow, "but what's the catch, God?"
"Well...you can have him on one condition."
"And what's that?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring...so you'll have to let him believe I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret. You know, woman to woman."
- from beverley.glock@splatcooking.plus.com, by way of Ms. Stardust :)
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