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A place to share jokes, funny stories, and to just laugh in general :-)



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28. Juni 2010, 20:06:14
Pedro Martínez 
Thema: Re:
puupia:

19. März 2009, 18:50:37
Pedro Martínez 
Thema: New Windows messages considered for Windows 7
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
To "shut down" your system, type "WIN"
BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)User Error: Replace user.
Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.

18. Oktober 2008, 18:28:57
Pedro Martínez 

17. Dezember 2006, 15:29:49
Pedro Martínez 
Thema: Re:
Milioi: Your joke, which is one of the best I've seen on this site, is very welcome in my fellowship:
Laugh it up, M8 (Vtipy od 18ti)

23. Oktober 2006, 23:47:58
Pedro Martínez 
Thema: Re: Joke of the Day!
Verändert von Pedro Martínez (23. Oktober 2006, 23:48:11)
Beren the 32nd: Quiché is a language spoken by native Guatemalans. The world would be better off if this guy was born as a Quiché native speaker.

21. Oktober 2006, 19:39:32
Pedro Martínez 
Thema: Re: Joke of the Day!
Universal Eyes: If only he had a Quiché.

24. Juli 2006, 16:04:34
Pedro Martínez 
Thema: Re: Habits
JackS:

13. Juli 2005, 06:53:28
Pedro Martínez 
Thema: Re: McDonald's Job Application
INVENTORAMF: Thanks for the laugh, I loved especially the 8, 11 and 18.

27. Feburar 2005, 16:55:46
Pedro Martínez 
I loved especially the 11th and 13th one...thanks for a great laugh, Sky...

22. Feburar 2005, 17:04:54
Pedro Martínez 
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22. Feburar 2005, 17:03:53
Pedro Martínez 
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21. Mai 2004, 23:09:40
Pedro Martínez 
Oh my God, jestone. Thanks, I don't remember the last time when I laughed so hard.....Thanks...;-)

14. März 2004, 14:34:55
Pedro Martínez 
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

This is not true either - the statue in Prague with St. Wenceslas has one front leg in the air. And St. Wenceslas was murdered by his brother.

26. Dezember 2003, 00:55:59
Pedro Martínez 
Bill Clinton is walking past the security gate at the White house and sees sees a scandalus yet true put down written in the snow banks in yellow....he storms into the gate house and demands that they find the culprit as soon as possible....a couple of days later the security chief says to him that he has bad news and worse news.....the bad news is that DNA tests reveal that the urine was from Al Gore...the worse news is that the hand writing was Hillary's

4. Dezember 2003, 02:51:49
Pedro Martínez 
Thema: One hungry Bush
One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?"
The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women's rights and storms away.

Cheney then says to Bush, "George, its pronounced 'quiche'."

13. November 2003, 10:25:44
Pedro Martínez 
Thema: well chatty,
I didn't say I didn't like it...I DID!!! But it's too sad to be a joke!!! ;)

13. November 2003, 02:40:21
Pedro Martínez 
Thema: Re:
The "joke" posted by chattytea doesn't seem to me as a joke...;]

13. November 2003, 00:33:49
Pedro Martínez 
Thema: Re:
Damn, this is supposed to be a "Jokes" board!!!

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